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  • Wasily

    • Post #10144
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    The Monkey (2025) 4/10.

    I took my eye off the ball to crate dig in the middle of this for about 2 minutes and when I came I was lost at sea.

    Two non-monozygotic (non-identical) twins inherit a drumming monkey toy from their absent father. When the monkey drums, bad shit happens. Somehow the 2 very different looking brothers grow into two Theo James’ in the present day and one tries to stop the other from deploying the aforementioned primate. Like a lot of Stephen King there’s the usual reflection on childhood as formative in subsequent character development but sadly like a lot of his adaptations the screenplay lacks the narrative of the book. Some inventive kills but over-use of CGI means they’re all unimpactful. Avoid unless you have nothing else to do.

      Wasily I gave it extra points for making me laugh half a dozen times

        Dan How was that? I was much higher than I intended to be, the first half of the film with all of the weird camera angles and panning combined with brad pitt’s insanity was really intense lol.

        • Dan replied to this.

            Wasily apparently super loosely based on the King-short story. Funny thing is it’s a drumming monkey instead of one with symbals, because the latter is copywrighted by some toy company.

            Minority Report (2002). More Spielberg for me. First time watching since I saw this in the movie theatre when it was released. The plot is full of holes, and the ending is so sappy it gave me a chuckle, but man the guy can direct action. The first chase scene is incredible.

            The other Cruise/ Spielberg collab War of the Worlds is similarly flawed, but is even more awesome in it’s set pieces. Also both still look really good for CGI-heavy films from 20 years ago.

              • Dan

                • Post #10149

                303abuser Awful….. The TV sunk into the ground at one point 🤦🏻‍♂️

                    Dan I can only imagine. I knew I was in for an experience when the opening images of the 12 monkeys symbols enveloped me. 😂

                      Marching powder. Wow. I can’t believe how shit this film was. Danny Dyer and the whole cast should have a stiff word with themselves as the acting is so dreadful. As for the story it’s just one cliche after another. Imagine all the old football factory type films rolled into one. 2 stone Island badges/ 10

                        • Wally

                          • Post #10153

                          Think Rockstar have got something to do with the publishing / financing of Marching Powder. FML.

                          Was it not double nawty D-Man?

                            Smallman1
                            It’s so shit it’ll probably be a cult classic in a few years

                              Black Bag (2025). This was fantastic. A sexy spy thriller that’s just 90 minutes long, and has zero fat on it. Soderbergh at his very best.

                                Homegrove Again I compared your 12 euro ticket for my 2 euro ticket and thought fuck it, even I have time to spare. Jesus this movie is terrible haha, waste of time.

                                    rhouses yeah I saw your Letterboxd-review. You took the film way too seriously. It’s a dumb action movie. 😀

                                        Homegrove went with very low expectations. youre being generous calling it an action movie. Some horrific trance music in the berlin club also.

                                          Homegrove yeah I saw your Letterboxd-review. You took the film way too seriously.

                                          Rdogg is a SERIOUS critic nowadays HG.

                                          Uses decimal places in his scores and everything