Immaculate (2024):
4/10 (Spoiler Alert)
A young ‘Tim Curry look-a-like’ nutjob Christian priest harvests Christ’s DNA off a crucifixion nail, creates an IVF facility from what looks like a primary school chemistry bench and inserts the resulting embryo into Sydney Sweeney while she’s tanked on a good Barolo. Few of the other nuns are resentful and try and kill her to pass time before we’re clued up on what’s going on. Clearly she’s resentful of this and exacts her revenge on everyone around her whilst in labour.
There’s nothing really new here, few nods to Rosemary’s Baby, the Omen and the Name of the Rose and I was grateful this took up less than 90 mins of my Bank Holiday.
