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Homegrove
Will put this on the ‘me time’ list.

If I’m not too tired after the wanking obviously

    The Funeral (1996)

    Who wants to see a really shit but weirdly watchable gangster movie set in the 1930s that made about a million and a half off a budget of twelve million starring Christopher Walken, Benicio Del Toro, Chris Penn and Isabella Rossini ?

    You’re welcome.

    5/10

    Caddo Lake (2024). A Max original movie. Produced by M. Knight Shamalan so that kind of a mystery movie. I liked it well enough, it’s the kind of movie best seen without knowing too much about it. ⅗.

    you literally stole my review

      The Apprentice

      Really enjoyed it. Liked the attention to detail with the Trump mannerisms. Thought Smallsy would have been a better choice to play the Roy Cohn role.

      Read that Don had a rant about it and thought it was a hatchet job, which suggests it hit pretty close to home.

      4 corrupt real estate deals out of 5.

      C_J you literally stole my review

      Had to scroll back pretty far back, but it certainly appears I did. I didn’t watch Dark though, so left that comparison out of my review.

      • C_J replied to this.

          Homegrove woah massive spoiler there!! Fucks sake dude 😂

            Endurance (2024)

            Does a decent job of telling both stories in the same film, either is so compelling, there’s an argument that they merit standalone films.

            The shots of Endurance on the seabed are breathtaking, genuine heart in mouth moment.

            There are also some fantastic quotes, but I’ll not drop any more spoilers.

            4 / 5 Burberry Woollen Undergarments

            • erik replied to this.

              LT42 O watched the Threads trailer, seeing a Woolworths being blown up would have put the shits up people in the 80s 😂

                It’s a helluva watch that 💀

                Great first date movie 🍿

                Saw Existenz on the plane back - was a bit disappointed with - it also looks really tired abs dated. 5/10

                Prisoners is quite a fucked up watch on second viewing, knowing the twist and all. Hugh Jackman is immense in it. JG’s character is pure thugife. All-time great in the mystery thriller genre. Forgot how good this is.

                9.1 / 10

                  Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)

                  I had to bail after an hour, absolute garbage. I had no idea what was going on, sounded like more timeline/metaverse nonsense. Plus I just couldn’t stand another quip heavy monologue from Ryan Reynolds. Surprising really as I thought the first two movies were OK.

                  Not gonna score it seeing as I didn’t finish it

                  The Substance

                  It’s like Troma got a proper budget, and employed a Gilliam obsessed Brazzers director to remake Dorian Gray… which should be right up my street, but I struggled to care for it.

                  2.5 spandex clad camel toes out of 5

                  Thw Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008). Definitely Fincher’s worst film (yeah I think Alien3 is better), and I still don’t know why he did this. But there’s still a lot to like in this sappy movie too. Like that fact that David Fincher found in himself a way to make a romantic movie. The CGI has aged horribly, but damn are Cate Blanchett and Brad Pitt not two beautiful people in the scenes when they are the same age. First rewatch for this for me, and I think it will be another 14 years (saw this for the first time with my ex because she had it on DVD, so some time after it was in theatres) before I go for a third watch.