Rate The Last Movie you Watched

Smallman1

Cankles-McJeggings You said you only watch football?

More lies.

Got a Mrs now Derm!

Cankles-McJeggings

Smallman1

How’s Darren taken it? I don’t mean in the arse either.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Got a Mrs now Derm!

Smallman’s latest messages with his Mrs revealed…

Homegrove

gcw I’m also a big fan of Part II.

gcw

Homegrove me too, but don’t think I ever finished part 3 as it was so bad. I read last night that part 4 is being made

Homegrove

gcw I’ve seen part III once. Never going back.

Mad_Cyril

Charles Pe tres cu

Smallman1

He’s on the floor.

And not for the first time either.

Millsy

Poor Dazzler. He’s had to down tools on your forever home. Proper mugged off.

RichM

Millsy surely they can all live together? Mrs Ed and Dazzler could spit roast Ed

C_J

Emergency (2022, Amazon)

College kids have a crazy mission to complete on their graduation day but - oh no! - something unexpected happens that tests friendships and loyalties to the limit!

This is the sort of shit I lap up but you probably wouldn’t like it. It’s not a good film.

6/10

C_J

Elle (2016 Amazon)

What’s that, Amazon Prime?

A “psychological noir thriller by Paul Verhoeven that recalls the atmosphere of Hitchcock, Polanski & De Palma” you say?

Oh go on then.

This is a class film. It has subtitles. It’s French. It’s kind of mad and kind of brilliant and I’m giving it my official C_J stamp of approval.

8.5 / 10

Along_the_Wire

C_J all over that!

bosstrabs

The Shitneck Conundrum (2023)

Torn between calling in the cowboys he has already seen do a poor job on his roof, or reconciling with his long-standing labourer love interest who spurned his offer to go on holiday together, the protagonist in this Sliding Doors-style indie flick faces a conundrum which leads to different life outcomes.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs
That’s a BBC iPlayer exclusive.

You back in the U of the K Dave?

-si-

bosstrabs

It’s not often the sequel is better than the original but I loved the second movie better. After a bad break up, the main character calls in hmrc to investigate Darren’s earnings for cash in hand work and years of non-declaration of income for tax purposes. He has cross words with his father at the end also.

The shitneck strikes back.

3.94 out of 5.

Along_the_Wire

bosstrabs LOL

bosstrabs

Mad_Cyril You back in the U of the K Dave?

I am, MC.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs
Excellent.

We should arrange drinkies with the guys 🍸

-si-

-si- It’s not often the sequel is better than the original but I loved the second movie better. After a bad break up, the main character calls in hmrc to investigate Darren’s earnings for cash in hand work and years of non-declaration of income for tax purposes. He has cross words with his father at the end also.

The shitneck strikes back.

3.94 out of 5.

The third film in the trilogy was by far the best. Edward’s feud with his father continues, proving quite awkward as they had a holiday booked in the new Centre Parcs in Endor. Edward and his sister share a kiss, confusing them. His dad’s boss arrives, drinks far too much and starts getting lairy with poor Edward. Just when it looks like his dad’s boss is going to glass him, Edward’s father throws him into a river. All is good again with Edward and his father.

Return of the shitneck.

4.7 out of 5.

Smallman1

Two lol’s for Dave and an invite sent for Si.

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