The Batman
More men in tights dross.
A film so dark you need to eat carrots to see what’s going on.
Dan The unimaginative name alone makes me absolutely detest it.
But enough about Dan…
Yeah, that new Batman movie was terrible. Not sure where it got those positive reviews.
rhouses Wally & H
Dan Text book.
As a Batman-comic reader I enjoyed it. It was very faithful to the style of books like Long Halloween. Too long though, I thought it ended three times.
Homegrove The Long Halloween animated series was far far better.
This movie was garbage.
Watched the batman on Mon night, for the first time. It was a load of oul shite. His house, batmobile, general demeanour and hair were all shite. Overall rating, shite.
Why would anyone watch a Batman movie?
Do love a reboot once in a while.
Millsy Is The Batman MARVEL or DC? I can never remember. I think they need to do a Batman vs Superman vs Spiderman vs Captain America movie. That would be brill. In fact, make a whole franchise of that and only put that in the cinema for the next TEN years.
bosstrabs sounds boss. I do love a Vs reboot especially. Imagine if the Universes combined though. And the the timelines. And the phases of the timelines. And Thanos came back. And the laser beams. Woo
The MARVEL DC cuntiverse movie.
Imagine if we all had to watch intellectually unstimulating superhero movies for the rest of our lives because THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT.
bosstrabs er, excuse me mate, but at least Wally and MC and Sneddon and Hannu know HOW TO HAVE FUN AT THE CINEMA.
Millsy I would rather spend two hours with Snidey Paul and Smallman bellyrubbing each other to death in Deansgate Weatherspoons.
Millsy Sorry Roy, have never been into the Marvel / DC multiverse.
And, @bosstrabs , i think one uses X instead of Vs nowadays.
Though hopefully not Charlie XCX, that would be confusing.
bosstrabs Deansgate Weatherspoons
What a lovely venue
Mad_Cyril apolz. I thought you loved all that stuff as it’s wholesome family fun all round. They are also often termed movie ‘events’ which is right up your strasse.
Millsy They are also often termed movie ‘events’ which is right up your strasse
If this is true then maybe I’m genuinely missing out.
FOMO triggered.
You bastard
