Christmas Dinner

seanc80

I think the thread is now threatening to descend into some sort of platform for mentallers to talk about their weird food relationships.
Sick cunts.

mono-stereo

-si- I’m ok with sprouts.

seanc80

Kumquat Christ. what do you put in it?
Whole weetabixes?

Kumquat

The first time I cooked a turkey I somehow managed to cook it upside down (breast to the bottom of the pan). I was mortified by the whole situation and it put me right off my lunch. However, it turned out to be the best culinary faux pas I’d ever made because it was the moistest turkey I’d eaten. I now always cook the bird upside down and turn it over for the last 45 minutes to brown. It never fails.

seanc80

Kumquat Your cooking sounds extremely grim.
Sexual abuse victims allow closer contact than you give those potatoes. Basically just hammered ignorantly with a masher.
And as for the turkey. Well..you’re all over the shop there.

Kumquat

seanc80 Potatoes go through a ricer and warm melted butter added with seasoning. That’s all you need.

I don’t want potato sludge that’s had most of the flavour removed by adding milk/cream on my plate thanks…

As for the turkey trick, it turns out quite a few chefs do the same thing on purpose. It means all the juices run into the breasts rather then out of them.

seanc80

Kumquat ah - so butter is used. Not so bad. I have never had runny mash when using cream or warm milk though. But look, the butter should still make it tasty. I always add spring onion to mine as well because im a genius.

-si-

Not only does the island of Ireland produce the best fry in the world, we have now deduced that our Xmas Dinner is superior to the noisy neighbours over the water.

Fuck sake lads, remember when Britain used to be great? You think your brave and selfless fore-fathers wrote rule britannia to have some modern days snowflakes sit with an Xmas dinner plate minus mash? Next thing one of philistine cunts will be saying there’s no bowl of chips in the middle of the table for everyone to help themselves to.

Smallman1

-si- Next thing one of philistine cunts will be saying there’s no bowl of chips in the middle of the table for everyone to help themselves to.

Please tell me you’re extracting the Michael?

Hursty

-si- Have you all got range cookers out there? A lot to cook!

seanc80

Anybody suggest any nice starters?

Millsy

seanc80 given the standard of your offering thus far i would suggest a slice of melon with a glace cherry on top with a paper cocktail umbrella stuck in it. At least that way your guests will be pleading for the next course and the disappointment will be lessened when you do your pre rehearsed big reveal of ‘seans special mash avec Elmlea and spring onions’

Smallman1

seanc80 Anybody suggest any nice starters?

8 bottles of wine.

-si-

seanc80

Is this for after the condensed chicken soup vol au vents i suggested? You could have those as your amusing bush i suppose.

Dubman

seanc80
Scallops & chorizo is a good starter.

Hursty

Smallman1 Thats Grant’s trick.

-si-

Hursty

I have two ovens and a five ring hob, hursty. I also have more than one day to prep and cook a lot of the dishes. It’s not an all or nothing onslaught on xmas morning. Tried that the first year i cooked and we were having starters at 7pm lol.

Millsy

Do love my range cooker I have to say.

-si-

Millsy Do love my range cooker I have to say.

A microwave isn’t a range cooker, millsy. Ding ding dinners don’t count as cooking, mate. Ask eddie.

Smallman1

Got Si as a quantity over quality man on Christmas Day I must say.

Hence the 89 types of potato.

Smallman1

-si- I have two ovens and a five ring hob

Someone’s doing alright!

Hursty

-si- Fair play! We did have a range but now just the standard double over and 4 gas hobs on top.

Anyone using electric or induction needs to have a word.

Millsy

It’s an elegant dual fuel Range Master Elan, Simon. A wonderful and versatile range for cookery aficionados like myself. Microwaves are the reserve of the mashed potato set imo.

seanc80

Millsy Millsy you still haven’t given us a snapshot of what you might be cooking on your little ‘range’. This tells me everything.
I can feel another Replay bootcut/Air Jordan tattoo saga is about to descend, where you give us just a corner of what we might expect on Christmas day and its so fucking shite its laughable.

seanc80

Millsy So now you are saying that you never use a microwave for reheating anything on Christmas day or even any other day for that matter?

Mate I never realised you were such a keen chef. And absolute headbanger.

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