Amps rocking a couple of pear drops on his plates of meat.

Gonna look great on the golf course.

Said I bet that you look good on the golf course
Dancin to electro pop like Payne Stewart in his plus fours

Tip of the golf hat for knowing Payne Stewart.

6 days later
5 days later

These beauts just arrived today. Do your worst you fucking arseholes

    Fucking hell, they’re like something Michael J Fox would wear in a shite 80s teen drama.

    Except you’re more like the later Michael J Fox, shaking from Parkinson’s or in your case drug abuse.

    That fucking yellow swoosh too. Looks like it’s stuck on by a child with Fuzzy Felt.

    seanc80

    Not sure anyone can do any worse than admit they ordered a pair, seany.

      Dave I always admired your bravado approach when slating trabbs considering you could be the gay love child of Cliff & Higgy from This is England.

        Limerick’s Biff Tannen has his eye on them already.

        Sean, they look like something that’s come malformed out of a McDonald’s fried egg mould, you doss cunt.

        Speak and Spell shoes. Fisher Price - my first ‘Hi-tops’.