Said I bet that you look good on the golf course
Dancin to electro pop like Payne Stewart in his plus fours

Tip of the golf hat for knowing Payne Stewart.

6 days later
5 days later

These beauts just arrived today. Do your worst you fucking arseholes

    Fucking hell, they’re like something Michael J Fox would wear in a shite 80s teen drama.

    Except you’re more like the later Michael J Fox, shaking from Parkinson’s or in your case drug abuse.

    That fucking yellow swoosh too. Looks like it’s stuck on by a child with Fuzzy Felt.

    seanc80

    Not sure anyone can do any worse than admit they ordered a pair, seany.

    Dave I always admired your bravado approach when slating trabbs considering you could be the gay love child of Cliff & Higgy from This is England.

      Limerick’s Biff Tannen has his eye on them already.

      Sean, they look like something that’s come malformed out of a McDonald’s fried egg mould, you doss cunt.

      Speak and Spell shoes. Fisher Price - my first ‘Hi-tops’.

      You can swear like a sailor at me all day Dave but you will simply never scale the trainer heights that i have.

      You simply dont have the onions chief. Going around in circles fannying about with New Balance on Hanon like a burst grapefruit.

        Imagine the outfits to legitimately team these with though. 50 shades of horror.

          Millsy Double denim, cranking out a mad guitar riff at the high school dance.