I make all my money from renting my slum When I listen to techno, I smile like Red Rum.
Who am i?
I’m from Ulster, where they call pills ‘yokes’ Even though it’s lacklustre, I’m still doing the Smallman pouch jokes.
Who am I?
Lols for Millsy and Dave!
I wear boss Nike kermits, they come in pink. I ledge the bants and the ole kitchen sink.
I bust pastel trabs that require massive balls. On here I ledge the bants with me old mucker Smalls.
Notice how I’m being nice to Smallman now?
This is what I like to do with him and Rhouses, annihilate them until they’re probably almost suicidal, then just as they’re on the brink, pull them to my warm bosom and rebuild their self-worth just enough that I’ll get another round of attacks in later.
bosstrabs Notice how I’m being nice to Smallman now? This is what I like to do with him and Rhouses, annihilate them until they’re probably almost suicidal, then just as they’re on the brink, pull them to my warm bosom and rebuild their self-worth just enough that I’ll get another round of attacks in later.
bosstrabs Notice how I’m being nice to Smallman now?
Dave you’re absolutely mental!
If anyone asked me about you off the board my first question would be ‘who?’
Followed by ‘oh yeah, that no mark, complete looser.’
Dave, the American Psycho of the board, he even has the brasses for authenticity… do you have an Uzi in your locker? Any video tapes to return? Is this an exit?
Dave is hundy p cracking up.
Suspect, like Dermo, he’ll end up being another Smallman1 casualty.
Essentially I’ve too much chutzpah, they all end up crumbling eventually.
This will be Rhouses and a blacked-up Smallman pulling up with their relentless sunny vibes (and new trabs) later
Smallman1
A brainless imbecile based solely on that post, Eddie. Genuinely sorry to have missed that short work of literary genius first time around…
-si- genuis
You got it!
Tempted…
Amps and I’m brave?
I love the transparent toe-guard at the front. Heaven forbid you’d get any dirt on that zebra print.
Amps These become more and more tempting the more I look at them…
The Merciless World of Trabbs
seanc80 Agreed.
Amps Would be daring but quite valid were it not for the new United away kit…
bosstrabs
Please say that is real
bosstrabs Nope!
bosstrabs Amazing if real.
Also, I had a pair of Prestos, they kept leaving a trail of crisps everywhere.
Joking aside, I had a pair of Prestos and hated them, feels like going out in carpet slippers, they’re so weird and flimsy they completely fuck up your gait.
Old-Dutch Well these are leaks rather than official launch, but apparently true
Old-Dutch
Just about to post exactly the same thing…
