Dave is hundy p cracking up.

Suspect, like Dermo, he’ll end up being another Smallman1 casualty.

Essentially I’ve too much chutzpah, they all end up crumbling eventually.

This will be Rhouses and a blacked-up Smallman pulling up with their relentless sunny vibes (and new trabs) later

Smallman1

A brainless imbecile based solely on that post, Eddie. Genuinely sorry to have missed that short work of literary genius first time around…

    Amps and I’m brave?

    I love the transparent toe-guard at the front. Heaven forbid you’d get any dirt on that zebra print.

    • Amps replied to this.

      Also, I had a pair of Prestos, they kept leaving a trail of crisps everywhere.

      Joking aside, I had a pair of Prestos and hated them, feels like going out in carpet slippers, they’re so weird and flimsy they completely fuck up your gait.

      Old-Dutch Well these are leaks rather than official launch, but apparently true

      ScottBailey Sorry, the ‘dazzle camouflage’ one is the third kit apparently.

      And I know that a black and white third kit is technically redundant if there is a black away kit, but that doesn’t seem to stop teams nowadays e.g. Chelsea blue home and pale blue third, Liverpool have had red home and orange third.

      In fairness, I’d rather have the Utd chevron attack kit than our underwater swimming pool one.

        Amps All the little scrotes around here seem to be wearing that turquoise one, probably snides though

        Has anyone understood the “third kit” thing aside from the $$$ ?

        Utd’s 3rd kit last season was pure vomit. If I had a child asking me to fork out £70 on that, I’d be despairing!

          ScottBailey It’s pure $$$, there are no instances of colour clash really where a third kit may be required.

          I remember Liverpool introducing a yellow one season because their red (home) and white (away) both clashed with Sunderland’s red and white stripes. But technically* the referee can force the home team to change kits too until a clash is resolved.

          *as far as I have been told by a semi-pro referee, I can’t actually be arsed looking this up in the laws of the game