He has done it again. Picked the shittest trabs on the planet in terms of difference between goodness and price point.

What an absolute spastic.

Smallman1 You could stick a Lonsdale logo on those and bung them in the bargain bit at Sport Direct and buy them for a tenner, Ed.

What an awful trab. File under Nike Odyssey

  • Dan replied to this.

    Have to say I did start to have my doubts when Sean gave them the green light.

    Although it was appreciated!

    Ideal for a game of badders at Centre Parcs. A strong buy imo

      Millsy thought you would love the Jordan colourway Mills, I wasn’t wrong

      The Cream trab isn’t doing it for me, that’s totally a main room trab, people will have been having it in those or those hideous black patent ‘Base’ shoes with the massive buckle on the front while Graeme Park and Allister Whitehead played piano classics, or Todd Terry sulked through a three hour set because he was only getting paid £1million or something.

      They should have had a proper Annexe PROGHOUSE trab like the 97 Air Max, silver, or the black-grey fade Air Max 97 (neon green air bubble, to match Ryder & Bleasdale’s Cream Separates CD).

        A fucking cream coloured (but looks beige) shoe. The designers have really went with the cream theme haven’t they!!!!!!!!

        bosstrabs having it in those or those hideous black patent ‘Base’ shoes with the massive buckle on the front

        Shoes all the way in those days, a struggle to get in with trainers on.

        I was very proud of my Nicholas Deakins at the time.

          Amps Yeah, apart from the insole and the hole thing on the sides they just look like a run of the mill Adidas trainer. Very Ed.

            Mad_Cyril Yes, I remember, Patrick Cox Wannabes were also ubiquitous.

            But then things sort of flipped in the clubs, where they decided that the shiny shoe brigade were an easy way to identify those coming in from the pubs and got sniffy about shoes.

            I remember lining up at GodsKitchen in the PROGHOUSEUNIFORM ™ of a plain dark t-shirt, Maharishi combats and Nike Air Max and copping a load of shit off four shiney shoed lager louts who got turned away while I sauntered in.

              bosstrabs
              I think those cunts probably deserved irrespective of footwear.

              Hope you waved

              bosstrabs PROGHOUSEUNIFORM ™ of a plain dark t-shirt, Maharishi combats and Nike Air Max

              Prior to this, I actually went to nightclubs in a shirt, slacks and shoes, I looked like a sixth former going to his first job interview.

                Smallman1 I’ll tell you what else was a walking prog cliche about me.

                I was destroying my own deltoids on the dancefloor as Timo dropped Pounds and Penz and Der Schieber

                Amps Yes, a great look that we all went through for about three months I think, before we copped on properly

                1997: Curtains, Ben Sherman or Ralphy shirt, dark kecks, Kickers or Pod shoes. Grim doesn’t begin to describe it.

                • Amps replied to this.

                  Hands up if you haven’t heard Trisco’s Musak in a club?

                  And then get off this board quick sharp.