Ffs let him get his footing before we start the jibes again.

I’m looking forward to the second assault of my nasopharyngeal tomorrow morning. Nothing like getting a 4 inch swab rammed in your nose until it hits the back of your skull at 8 in the morning. If I have to get a third,, might just ask they pull the 6 footer out and go straight up my ass.

Negative first go. Given it feels like a hippopotamus has taken refuge on my chest for the past few we’ll see how this goes.

    The R rate back up and we’ve not even hit the results of the conga line spastics due in a few weeks. ffs.

      Wally Christ, everyone is obsessed with R0 when no one has a hope in hell of accurately estimating it… yet journos are reporting small changes in it all the time.. the German number moves quickly and spuriously between 0.65 and 1.1 and back again…. load of bollocks frankly.. although it wouldn’t surprise me if the fuckwits that run the country took it seriously

        Charlie Brooker antiviral wipe is a must. Superb. Then again should this be in the TV thread?

        Tested positive.

        Fuck me. Lovely to know I have some alien killer thing living in me and off of me right this very second. 14 days of fuck all for me now. Should probably order a volleyball to be friends with.

          jonattonyeah Tested positive.

          Fuck me. Lovely to know I have some alien killer thing living in me and off of me right this very second. 14 days of fuck all for me now. Should probably order a volleyball to be friends with.

          Hope you react to it mildly mate! Now’s the time to start that TV show you’ve been putting off.

            jonattonyeah Jeez. Make sure you post regularly, any significant lapse and we can only assume it’s curtains.

            Good luck pal.

              Rest up and get well soon fella. A mate of my who is a hospital Physiotherapist had it recently but thankfully had it ‘mild’ compared to the horror stories. Didnt sound great either way.

              Lots of hot fluids to flush out the virus from the throat into the stomach acids. If that doesnt work. Try Bleach. I heard somewhere that it’ll kill it. Or, maybe get outside into the light,