bosstrabs BORDER GUARD: What’s the purpose of your trip? SMALLMAN: Neck shortening procedure, only available in Tenerife. BORDER GUARD: On you go son, you need it.
Smallman1 BORDER GUARD: What’s the purpose of your trip? SMALLMAN: Ledging the bants. BORDER GUARD: Christ we’ve missed you.
Old-Dutch On the way home: SMALLMAN: Remember when I told you the purpose of my trip was ledging the bants? I lied
Smallman1 Old-Dutch On the way home: SMALLMAN: Remember when I told you the purpose of my trip was ledging the bants? I lied Ha! Love it!
Smallman1 bosstrabs It was a socially distanced date on the beach with an African migrant. D for Downvoted!
FabiParas alistair Isn’t Nick in the vulnerable due to age category? I only hope he’s been vaccinated so he can play these plague raves without fear?
Mad_Cyril alistair Maybe send medical professionals to everyone’s house / school twice a week then. That would be perfectly sane
Along_the_Wire alistair It’ll work to an extent though - better than nothing? We need to start helping the rest of the world out once we’ve done the over 50s
alistair Mad_Cyril like they are going to be able to do that. The government is in danger of overreaching. Orwellian nightmare
