Some sad news on a momentous day for the rest of the world. Dufunk was tasered this morning by police in Belfast city centre. He tried to hijack a public transport vehicle filled with kids going to school. He was screaming at them to tell their parents not to take a “Gates Juice” injection. Once bill had control of their parents’ minds he would put them to sleep and the kids would be forced into the Microsoft global child sex trafficking ring. Not good times this morning.
