The General Covid19 Thread

-si-

Does zacko run the property sex filth site?

IndustryStandard

Cases here in Hoboken, NJ are as high as April/May peak. Agree on zero shites being given by anyone across all social classes. Massive spike attributed to kiddies house parties taking place because little Chad and Sara must have their impressive bday party…..the upper middle classes don’t get Covid, right? Thats for the people who fix our brownstones up, no? Bellends……..

jonattonyeah

IndustryStandard

Over this way positivity rates have stabilized for the Black and Latino/a/x communities. Spiking with White people now.

-si-

How are the amateur latina milfs getting on, jy? I think they are mostly lovely ladies and would hate for them to be suffering more than others. The ones i watch always seem to be particularly caring for their male friends, they would probably make great nurses over in the US of A!

Hursty

Sounds like these rules are a right cluster for eating out. Apparently you have to leave as soon as you have finished.

Where I’m from the only way to signal you meal is finished is to place the knife and fork together on a plate. So as long as the knife and fork are separated or in a V shape, you are all good to keep on drinking.

Homegrove

Howabout just stay the fuck home and order in for 6 more months?

Hursty

Homegrove Its a difficult one Hannu, on one hand there is that mantra and on the other you have thousands of businesses and livelihoods crying out for your custom otherwise it’s over for them.

Granted my comments were tongue in cheek but I will certainly try and support local businesses if the opportunity arises in a safe manner. I have young kids and no money so most likely I will be staying the fuck home 😜

Smallman1

Absolutely not.

zackster

Lol

Smallman1

Went a friends in Surrey last night , had some Persian food and had a terrific night.

Cheers.

bosstrabs

LOL @ Smallman with a sweaty Iranian bear off Grindr.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs
Sore as fuck and reeking of strong tobacco

Hursty

So pubs in Wales are allowed to stay open but are barred from serving alcohol.

What next, hairdressers allowed to open but no hair must be cut?

Mad_Cyril

Hursty
Last time I checked there was a relatively low risk of waking up, covered in shit, next to a Doris who’s name you can’t remember, after having a haircut though.

Maybe I’m going the wrong places?

Hursty

Really getting into the details now, a scotch egg is a substantial meal apparently.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55129828

bosstrabs

It’s really just people being arseholes with no common sense, though, that.

Everyone knows the difference between a substantial meal and a bar snack.

Smallman1

Happy to have sausage and mash with my 19 pints.

alistair

Smallman1 William Hague’s got nothing on you.

bosstrabs

I don’t know anyone who can drink 19 pints, despite what people claim.

The most I’ve seen go down someone’s hatch is 15.

*Granted, Smallman may be some king of ‘special case’ to do with his elongated neck and looking like someone who has a colostomy bag.

Hursty

bosstrabs There was a lorry driver in the local snooker club I grew up in who regularly sank 20 pints of guiness per night at the weekend. It was £1.60 a pint back then so didn’t cost as much as you may think!

seanc80

bosstrabs Without trying to sound bravado I have drank 20 pints on numerous occasions over the course of a day/night with bugle involved.
I have seen it done by others regularly too with and without bugle

seanc80

bosstrabs

The most I’ve seen go down someone’s hatch is 15.

15? A child would drink that over here, softcock

bosstrabs

Hursty There was a lorry driver in the local snooker club I grew up in who regularly sank 20 pints of guiness per night

You grew up in a snooker club?

bosstrabs

seanc80 I’m not so much referring to the alcohol content - I have seen people put away the equivalent at least in a night on stag weekends - more that surely there comes a point where most people say “right, I can’t fucking handle any more pints - onto the spirits”.

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