Thinking of buying a vaccine on the black market.
Quicken the process up.
Smallman1 I’d hang fire Ed…
“According to one of the government’s scientific advisers, the reason for Matt Hancock’s ‘incredible worry’ about the South African Covid-19 variant is that they are not as confident the vaccines will be as effective against it as they are for the UK’s variant,”
Smallman1 Thinking of buying a vaccine on the black market. Quicken the process up.
Smallman1 Thinking of buying a vaccine on the black market.
Get a dodgy quack to distil and inject pure Trisco beats into your arm?
Winning.
Looking like the EU have fucked this one up majorly:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/01/france-to-step-up-covid-jabs-after-claims-of-bowing-to-anti-vaxxers
bosstrabs Get a dodgy quack to distil and inject pure Trisco beats into your arm? Winning.
bosstrabs Get a dodgy quack to distil and inject pure Trisco beats into your arm?
Liquid Musak.
The best vaccine going.
Smallman1 Liquid Musak. The best vaccine going.
Smallman1 Liquid Musak.
Would also send you front, left, right and centre at all future prog nights.
With a pulsating, throbbing spasm popping out of your arm in the exact point where it was injected.
Dorises wanting to touch it; mandem wanting to know where you got it.
The govt should just lock up everyone who tests positive in the Excel centre and then torch the place.
That would flatten the shit out of the curve in no time and we could all go back to the pub etc.
Think you need to get them on the Batphone CJ, take them though a couple of slides.
Get Covid done
CJ, I doubted you in the past, but let me just say that is some blue-sky thinking.
Boris to deliver some rambling musings on telly @ 8pm tonight.
CJ’s already got it done 🙂
Mad_Cyril soon to have more tiers than the Bernabeu!
SM001 already knows what he’s going to say and will be posting it word for word very shortly.
Lockdown incoming.
This is Ed ‘Nostradamus’ Smallman signing out.
Smallman1 You mean Sturgeon has got in there first
Scott, the Bernabeu only has 3 tiers, we already have 4.
alistair bit of respect Ali. It’s “wee Niccy”
Genuine question here for the stats fans.
Say I had the sniffles, got a positive Covid test, had no more symptoms and then got hit by a bus and died less than 28 days after the positive test.
would I go down as a Covid related death in the stats?
C_J If the cause of being hit by a Bus was Covid (you were sneezing, wheezing, discombobulated) then yes. You wouldn’t have an autopsy if you got hit by a bus. The cause of death would be an RTA.
C_J wee Jimmy Crankie mate
Just hope I’ll still be able to run during the incoming lockdown.
Can’t be going up to a 32inch waist.
Smallman1 Just hope I’ll still be able to run during the incoming lockdown. Can’t be going up to a 32inch waist.
Smallman1 Just hope I’ll still be able to run during the incoming lockdown.
Why not just set up a club in your front room for burning off the calories?
Loads of djs are doing online sets nowadays.
The Hacienda Classics ones seem to be all the rage, but I don’t see the point in Graeme Park plinky plonky piano house if there are no gyaldem around to suave.
