The govt should just lock up everyone who tests positive in the Excel centre and then torch the place.
That would flatten the shit out of the curve in no time and we could all go back to the pub etc.
Think you need to get them on the Batphone CJ, take them though a couple of slides.
Get Covid done
CJ, I doubted you in the past, but let me just say that is some blue-sky thinking.
Boris to deliver some rambling musings on telly @ 8pm tonight.
CJ’s already got it done 🙂
Mad_Cyril soon to have more tiers than the Bernabeu!
SM001 already knows what he’s going to say and will be posting it word for word very shortly.
Lockdown incoming.
This is Ed ‘Nostradamus’ Smallman signing out.
Smallman1 You mean Sturgeon has got in there first
Scott, the Bernabeu only has 3 tiers, we already have 4.
alistair bit of respect Ali. It’s “wee Niccy”
Genuine question here for the stats fans.
Say I had the sniffles, got a positive Covid test, had no more symptoms and then got hit by a bus and died less than 28 days after the positive test.
would I go down as a Covid related death in the stats?
C_J If the cause of being hit by a Bus was Covid (you were sneezing, wheezing, discombobulated) then yes. You wouldn’t have an autopsy if you got hit by a bus. The cause of death would be an RTA.
C_J wee Jimmy Crankie mate
Just hope I’ll still be able to run during the incoming lockdown.
Can’t be going up to a 32inch waist.
Smallman1 Just hope I’ll still be able to run during the incoming lockdown. Can’t be going up to a 32inch waist.
Smallman1 Just hope I’ll still be able to run during the incoming lockdown.
Why not just set up a club in your front room for burning off the calories?
Loads of djs are doing online sets nowadays.
The Hacienda Classics ones seem to be all the rage, but I don’t see the point in Graeme Park plinky plonky piano house if there are no gyaldem around to suave.
Lol @ gyaldem
hugopal What’s the alternative to locking down?
mono-stereo policing and if necessary criminalising the existing restrictions? It’s just cosmetic tougher messaging
Most effective measure the U.K. government could implement right now is cracking down on flouters hard…85% of people would support them and it would work… but no, Boris wants to be popular… wanker
Tune in at 8 tonight for the latest instalment of Alas Alas
alistair You’ve missed a couple of Alas’ off there.
Football Season to be suspended due to Kyle Walker Super Spreader.
alistair Policing? Yeah, good luck with that.
FabiParas but the deaths are clearly defined as “deaths within 28 days of a positive Covid test”
So I think you would still be included, RTA or not.
