The General Covid19 Thread

zackster

Wish I was on the West Coast rn. Hector Oaks and Adam X in LA tonight. I am loaded with ModeRNA and ready to go!

Hursty

Meanwhile in the most populous country in the world….“It has now been 150 days since China last recorded any deaths from Covid-19.”

Xi has smashed it out of the park, Matt Hancock’s equivalent in China must be killing it

zackster

Well I absolutely trust 100% of China’s data. And considering the biologically created it, they should be well equipped to deal with it.

Mad_Cyril

zackster
The Chinese are winning at everything on the Whu-Flu front…

And finding time to give the coin bro’s a slap.

If i wasnt over 6ft tall i’d be applying for residency right now

Smallman1

The thing that puts me off about going to China is the thought of bumping into Dave in a restaurant.

I’d be there knocking back a few beers and looking forward to a mustard crispy duck and pancakes and Dave would be there banging on about the Wade-Giles transliteration and absolutely killing the vibe.

Millsy

Smallman1 lol. I generally avoid anyone in a full tracksuit as a rule anyway.

-si-

Smallman1

Lol. If davy bumped into you in a city centre eatery in downtown Bejing, it would go one of two ways, Ed. He would get stage fright, stammer badly then run off in floods of tears, unable to cast any of his usual aspersions your way. Or he would cut you up like Hannibal Lecter and eat you in the restaurant, with Peking sauce.

Smallman1

Can you imagine, the door swings open, you turn around and there’s Dave dressed head to toe in a pastel coloured Kappa number.

I bet the locals hate him.

Millsy

Smallman1 they think he deals speed

Smallman1

Millsy they think he deals speed

Lol.

The worst dressed speed dealer in Beijing.

Smallman1

-si- Or he would cut you up like Hannibal Lecter and eat you in the restaurant, with Peking sauce.

He who laughs last, laughs loudest!

benson

-si- Is this before or after Ed jumps in the nearest river?

bosstrabs

-si- Or he would cut you up like Hannibal Lecter and eat you in the restaurant, with Peking sauce.

Incorrect Si you absolute belter. Everyone who knows anything about Chinese food knows a Hongshao sauce is best for stringy, sinewy meat.

Millsy

Tossing pints over his shoulder into plant pots just in case he gets a bit ‘heady’

Old-Dutch

Millsy Tossing pints over his shoulder into plant pots just in case he gets a bit ‘heady’

A bit like that scene in Trainspotting when Franco Begbie throws his glass over his shoulder

“NAEBODY MOVE…..NAEBODY FUCKING MOVE…..That plant got watered and nae cunt leaves till I find out what cunt did it!”

Along_the_Wire

How long are we expecting his flounce to go on for? Thoroughly enjoyed his contribution

Millsy

Along_the_Wire he usually rejuvenates like Dr Who and comes back as «insert location» Dave. I’m actually hoping he comes back as a woman this time.

Along_the_Wire

Millsy Given he left as one, anything could happen

Millsy

Along_the_Wire 😆

Mad_Cyril

Along_the_Wire A LOL for Grant.

Back in the good books after dissing Sutteh

-si-

bosstrabs

That was an upvote if the term belter hadn’t been used, davy…

Along_the_Wire

bosstrabs G’wan Dave!

mono-stereo

Good to see you back Dave.

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