It’s like Elton & David
Smallman1
Remember airlines don’t take too kindly to customers flying with their shirts off, Ed.
jonattonyeah once I come into my fortune, Alpha Air will insist upon it.
zackster
Air Dingus more like.
Lol at the state of that: “No way, something is up”.
Zack, why are we using ‘King’ 👑 and ‘Alpha’ in almost every sentence?
Hasn’t that stuff been tired out already?
bosstrabs I’ll get back to “berk” and “bellend” asap king!
Well, at least ‘berk’ and ‘bellend’ are sort of this board’s, as opposed to tropes (stolen from) every online Roosh V-reading PUM forum pillock that have now become a sort of general currency for idiots.
Zack, have you thought up any new ‘final solutions’ for dealing with those ‘beta cucks’ who refuse the vaccine?
Old-Dutch Didn’t notice that - fucking hell!
How fucking stupid can people be?
That charming. It’s easily missed, Dutchy
Had a haircut today without mask for the first time… think, given I’m double jabbed and Moderna provides good protection, this is a good time to catch it and boost the immunity… hold tight for feedback!
People have been wearing masks whilst having their Alf’s chopped?
A first for me.
Smallman1 haha in the City yes… in Tooting obviously not. Anyway my point is that it’s not a bad time to let your guard down and catch this thing if youre double jabbed and not vulnerable . Hugo would be proud of me.
Had my first haircut in over a year the other day.
Been doing the lockdown 2 all over.
Which had now grown out to a tennis ball fuzz.
Pics or it never happened Dave
Interestingly, the hipster Shanghai barbers I had the cut in brought me a shot of whiskey (as they do all customers apparently). It didn’t get plant-potted. Tasted like a crap blend, though.
Mysteries of the fucking East, eh?
bosstrabs Did you search anxiously around the barbers for somewhere/anywhere to ditch the short and then come to the realisation that you simply have no alternative but to drink it? The horror!!
bosstrabs Interestingly, the hipster Shanghai barbers I had the cut in brought me a shot of whiskey
This explains why you were following me from thread to thread spazzing out like Flares.
Jules72 well I spent time with the great unwashed yesterday at All Points East. Let’s see if I come down with any symptoms. Pretty well organised. First time I showed my covid pass.
