I actually got turned away from Berghain, while that fat pie-eating Potteries bastard got in.

No doubt I had fresher trabs too.

Burn the place down. With him in it.

    Why did you get turned away Dave?

    To be fair, we were on a stag weekend (8 lads) but not hammered.

    They clocked us for what we were.

    i got turned away 3 times on 3 sperate trips.
    We looked too cool for school obviously Dave

    No bants Sean.

    End of.

    There is seemingly zero logic on the door policy. We were directly behind a loud pissed up American lass who literally vomited in front of the bouncers. Everyone got in.

    I would imagine every ‘night’ is different and standard measures come into play like how many are in already, regulars being admitted etc.

    Never been myself but have mates who go over every year and are straight in. 2 blokes , 2 birds always though.

    Smallman1 when @zackster made a thread referencing me he used the forum’s “@” function so I got a notification for it, as opposed to relying on me fortunately stumbling across the thread buried a few scrolls down.

    Up your posting skills smalls!

      An analogue man in a digital world mme Hugo.

      But point taken good sir!

      bosstrabs I actually got turned away from Berghain, while that fat pie-eating Potteries bastard got in.

      There’s nothing in that story which indicates Robbie Williams actually got in - perhaps we wants to make a copycat club there because he got rejected as well?

      The only massive pop star I’m aware of who is well known as having been there is Lady Gaga. Maybe there have been more on the down-low though. There are rumours Britney Spears once got rejected.

        Am I the only one who has no interest in going to Berghain?

          Amps

          I’d go. But only if they let me dress like Machine from
          “8mm”.

            Have any of you lads who didnt get in, tried to go back for a second attempt at entry dressed as Mrs Brown? Surely sean did?

            Do you think the adidas with the clocks glued to the tongues were rolled out for the big occasion?

            Millsy That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for Trabkind.”

              Berlin is an absolute slum. And the women are not slutty at all. Apart from that one hot “married” lady my mate rode.

              A measured assessment from CJ there.