Do you think the adidas with the clocks glued to the tongues were rolled out for the big occasion?

Millsy That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for Trabkind.”

    Berlin is an absolute slum. And the women are not slutty at all. Apart from that one hot “married” lady my mate rode.

    A measured assessment from CJ there.

    jonattonyeah Jonatton i remember on one occasion i went up after having been at Katerblau, so must have been about 10am. Having queued up, the walrus headed cunt asked me who was playing which i told him. He deicided to deliberate inside the door for 2 mins and then came out still said no lol.
    Talk about toying with a mans dignity.

        Lol! Any pics of your little face?

        Themost ludicrous part to the whole debacle was that after hearing the crushing news, I actually shrugged my shoulders, looked at him and said with all seriousness…. ‘really?’.. and walked off like it was a MASSIVE mistake not allowing me through those hallowed portals lol

          seanc80 They used to do this at Gatecrasher to keep the boozers out. Then probably realised their takings were way down when every cunt they let in there just bought one water bottle the whole night.

            I swore I would never go back after that.

            I’ve done that about fifteen times, it’s my standard response to being refused entry/thrown out.

            “Your fucking loss if you don’t want to let someone like me in, who’ll spend a third of their time macking on any Asian bird in the venue, another third shitting his guts out on your doorless traps after taking an eccy, and another third a boggle-eyed mess jumping around completely out of sync with whatever Terry Francis is playing”

            ‘You must want your head examined if you dont want me stitch-welded to the bar, motionless ,with my jacket on for 8 hours , standing so straight my limbs will be irreparably damaged, adding absolutely nothing to your night ’'

              i got in past the first set of bouncers on the door and was about to pay our entry when my mate mate spoke and obvioulsy sounded leathered. we were then asked to leave