bosstrabs I actually got turned away from Berghain, while that fat pie-eating Potteries bastard got in.

There’s nothing in that story which indicates Robbie Williams actually got in - perhaps we wants to make a copycat club there because he got rejected as well?

The only massive pop star I’m aware of who is well known as having been there is Lady Gaga. Maybe there have been more on the down-low though. There are rumours Britney Spears once got rejected.

    Am I the only one who has no interest in going to Berghain?

      Amps

      I’d go. But only if they let me dress like Machine from
      “8mm”.

        Have any of you lads who didnt get in, tried to go back for a second attempt at entry dressed as Mrs Brown? Surely sean did?

        Do you think the adidas with the clocks glued to the tongues were rolled out for the big occasion?

        Millsy That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for Trabkind.”

          Berlin is an absolute slum. And the women are not slutty at all. Apart from that one hot “married” lady my mate rode.

          A measured assessment from CJ there.

          jonattonyeah Jonatton i remember on one occasion i went up after having been at Katerblau, so must have been about 10am. Having queued up, the walrus headed cunt asked me who was playing which i told him. He deicided to deliberate inside the door for 2 mins and then came out still said no lol.
          Talk about toying with a mans dignity.

              Lol! Any pics of your little face?

              Themost ludicrous part to the whole debacle was that after hearing the crushing news, I actually shrugged my shoulders, looked at him and said with all seriousness…. ‘really?’.. and walked off like it was a MASSIVE mistake not allowing me through those hallowed portals lol

                seanc80 They used to do this at Gatecrasher to keep the boozers out. Then probably realised their takings were way down when every cunt they let in there just bought one water bottle the whole night.

                  I swore I would never go back after that.

                  I’ve done that about fifteen times, it’s my standard response to being refused entry/thrown out.

                  “Your fucking loss if you don’t want to let someone like me in, who’ll spend a third of their time macking on any Asian bird in the venue, another third shitting his guts out on your doorless traps after taking an eccy, and another third a boggle-eyed mess jumping around completely out of sync with whatever Terry Francis is playing”

                  ‘You must want your head examined if you dont want me stitch-welded to the bar, motionless ,with my jacket on for 8 hours , standing so straight my limbs will be irreparably damaged, adding absolutely nothing to your night ’'