Smallman1 It was what they served in the restaurant!

Bollocks, you asked for them because you mistakenly thought you would look sophisticated.

      Smallman1 still had a few good seasons in me at the top level till the birth of Lucifer in 2015

        If they presented you with chopsticks it was either 1) A Chinese restaurant, in Thailand or 2) An area with a LOT of Chinese and Korean tourists.

        Mad_Cyril I’m not Amps, but hopefully this will tide you over until he can bring something better

          Gwaaaan ‘dave’

          Everyone knows one uses a spoon or a small boy to eat Thai Food

          bosstrabs Bollocks, you asked for them because you mistakenly thought you would look sophisticated.

          Me - ’A fork and spoon? I’m not some sort of heathen, it’s chopsticks for OLB’

          Them - ‘That Michael Stipe lookalike is an absolute clown’

              Chopsticks are fucking stupid anyway. We built the fork. Why are you using two sticks you BERK.

              Smallman1 Went with two Northerners who spilt their food over the pristine white decor, the staff weren’t happy.

                Mad_Cyril At the rate Smalls is posting I’m worried the world will run out of idiots willing to film themselves.

                    Amps
                    Ita a genuine concern, may need to buy a few refugees to produce, turn two negatives into a positive.

                    His xReg’s is off the charts.

                      What’s this xReg metric MC and how is it calculated?

                      I’m familiar with regpp, of course, and Smallman’s is off the charts.

                        bosstrabs Ed eats a pot noodle with chopsticks.

                        Tru fax

                          jonattonyeah We don’t have anything like that until you turn 21 sadly. Actually, Twilo was 18+ but that’s the only one I can think of.

                          How did that work, j? Thought you folks all had to wait until 21 to get into licensed premises?

                              -si- How did that work, j? Thought you folks all had to wait until 21 to get into licensed premises?

                              You can get in to rock concerts in indoor venues at 18, but not get served at the bar until 21.

                              Assume Twilo must have been the same.

                              • -si- replied to this.

                                  Lol at the turn this thread has taken since my twilo question!