Smallman1 They knew I was well travelled on the basis I was using chopsticks whilst the Northerners asked for a knife and fork.

Couldn’t believe what I was seeing tbf.

Quoted for posterity.

What an absolute fucking rem-ward you are sometimes Smallman.

Thais eat with a fork and spoon, so you’re as in the wrong as your Northern lout mates.

Chinese cooking styles became very much integrated in Thailand, Chinese eating tools not so much. Most Thais wouldn’t use them except at a Chinese or Korean restaurant.

      bosstrabs Thais eat with a fork and spoon, so you’re as in the wrong as your Northern lout mates.

      Was just going to mention this. It’s a pretty common misconception.

        They all look the same to Smallman, the squinty-eyed yellow cunts.

        Smallman1 It was what they served in the restaurant!

        Bollocks, you asked for them because you mistakenly thought you would look sophisticated.

            Smallman1 still had a few good seasons in me at the top level till the birth of Lucifer in 2015

              If they presented you with chopsticks it was either 1) A Chinese restaurant, in Thailand or 2) An area with a LOT of Chinese and Korean tourists.

              Mad_Cyril I’m not Amps, but hopefully this will tide you over until he can bring something better

                Gwaaaan ‘dave’

                Everyone knows one uses a spoon or a small boy to eat Thai Food

                bosstrabs Bollocks, you asked for them because you mistakenly thought you would look sophisticated.

                Me - ’A fork and spoon? I’m not some sort of heathen, it’s chopsticks for OLB’

                Them - ‘That Michael Stipe lookalike is an absolute clown’

                    Chopsticks are fucking stupid anyway. We built the fork. Why are you using two sticks you BERK.

                    Smallman1 Went with two Northerners who spilt their food over the pristine white decor, the staff weren’t happy.

                      Mad_Cyril At the rate Smalls is posting I’m worried the world will run out of idiots willing to film themselves.

                          Amps
                          Ita a genuine concern, may need to buy a few refugees to produce, turn two negatives into a positive.

                          His xReg’s is off the charts.

                            What’s this xReg metric MC and how is it calculated?

                            I’m familiar with regpp, of course, and Smallman’s is off the charts.

                              bosstrabs Ed eats a pot noodle with chopsticks.

                              Tru fax

                                jonattonyeah We don’t have anything like that until you turn 21 sadly. Actually, Twilo was 18+ but that’s the only one I can think of.

                                How did that work, j? Thought you folks all had to wait until 21 to get into licensed premises?