A good friend was arrested, high as all hell, and he was annoyed with the cops so he took a shit on the cell floor and pissed on it like a rabid animal. The loon
Have you ever been b*llocked by your parents for doing Persians?
that reminds of when a friend of mine who bought some decks & mixer on a dodgy credit card and asked a local courier to go up to London to pick them up. My mate got a phone from the courier when he got back saying he had the decks & he could collect them. I went with him to the house to collect them. I waited in the van then all of a sudden i was surrounded by Police, arrested then both of us taken to the police staition(separately). The next morning we were both taken up to London again in separate cars for questioning. While this was going on my parents had knock on the door after midnight with a search warrant to search the house looking for stolen credit cards. My mate took the blame for the whole lot and was fined. I was let off completely for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. My parents went mental when i got home.
My prison days are where I got my 1,000 yard stare from. Thankfully a 3 hour stint in aldershot police station was not enough time to have to ’toss someone’s salad’ and I was let out on good behaviour. But prison stays with you, man.
I’ve been on a prison cell overnight twice. Once in London and once in Estonia. The Estonian one was for possession and I’ve never been so fucking scared in my life. The cell was absolutely fucking disgusting and the police were violent cunts. The British Consulate were superb - I expected to have to go to court four weeks later, but the Consulate phoned me to say they had some bad news - I nearly passed out - the bad news was a €600 fine with no criminal conviction - how is that bad news. The best money I’ve ever spent.
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Millsy
I know we’re joking about it now but at the time it was scary. Just after my brother died I went off the rails , got heavily drunk and ended having a scrap down town. I ended up getting community service. I hated it but I soon learnt my lesson and I haven’t been in trouble since. But some the people doing community service spoke & treated the staff appallingly. I do wonder if they ended in prison. They just didn’t care about authority.
A night in the cell is compulsory growing up isn’t it? I got my night running along cars in Wolverhampton. When handcuffs were on I kept complaining that I couldn’t eat my kebab with cuffs on. Waking up the following morning in a cell didn’t feel good. I was supposed to pick up some gear that night too, glad I got pissed and couldn’t be arsed to go get it, otherwise could have been a different outcome!
Never done a night in the cells.
Done a few hours in the plod station in the afternoon for trespassing when I was younger, that’s it. Minor bollocking.
bosstrabs Minor bollocking.
If Jimmy Saville can get away with what he did, it’s no surprise you emerged unscathed from this offence
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seanc80 You were obviously a delinquent Dave.
My mate was into getting furniture from the local tip and setting it up on the railway to watch a train smash through 
Sometimes he’d sit on it until just before the train hit. Sticks of chairs flying everywhere.
I suppose it was pretty exciting now that I think about it.
He just wanted to watch the world burn