• GeneralNSFW

  • Have you ever been b*llocked by your parents for doing Persians?

I arrived home at 7am one morning absolutely flying off my face, eyes like yer man out of Salems Lot. Father met me at the door with clenched fists, squared me up and goes “were you smoking cigarettes?” - to be honest I’d doubt my parents even knew bangers existed up until a few years ago after they got a mention in every TV show out there.

    Arrested for drunk and disorderly at uni. Night in cells. The cops were proper wind up merchants. Got charged as well.

    got to court and the deal was they’d drop charges as long as I promised not to make a complaint. Got bound over for 6 months but no record. Still have to get a us visa every 10 years cos I’m really honest like that

    get asked why every time I go and most of them laugh about how honest I am.

    LT42 to be honest I’d doubt my parents even knew bangers existed up until a few years ago

    That’s a good point my parents had no idea what pills were back in 89. There was the odd news stories on TV about acid house but it was based on those big illegal parties outside the M25.

      My parents totally know what they are from comments they made but it seemed to be a case of mutual understanding: ’we don’t want to have to have this serious conversation with you so don’t take the piss by coming home and making a show of yourself absolutely belted’.

      If I did, I tended to slink off to bed asap and claim a ‘long night’ and a ‘hangover’.