Have you ever been b*llocked by your parents for doing Persians?
A night in the cell is compulsory growing up isn’t it? I got my night running along cars in Wolverhampton. When handcuffs were on I kept complaining that I couldn’t eat my kebab with cuffs on. Waking up the following morning in a cell didn’t feel good. I was supposed to pick up some gear that night too, glad I got pissed and couldn’t be arsed to go get it, otherwise could have been a different outcome!
Never done a night in the cells.
Done a few hours in the plod station in the afternoon for trespassing when I was younger, that’s it. Minor bollocking.
bosstrabs Minor bollocking.
If Jimmy Saville can get away with what he did, it’s no surprise you emerged unscathed from this offence
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seanc80 You were obviously a delinquent Dave.
My mate was into getting furniture from the local tip and setting it up on the railway to watch a train smash through 
Sometimes he’d sit on it until just before the train hit. Sticks of chairs flying everywhere.
I suppose it was pretty exciting now that I think about it.
He just wanted to watch the world burn
Also following in the long line of great Irish comics by sitting on the chair until the moment of impact before legging it up the embankment flicking the v-sign at the driver.
Millsy Rumbles in town really are the pits
That’s the thing about the States - you never know who might have a glock in their boot. The sorts of bar/pub brawls I’ve seen in GB don’t really happen here. Not to imply it’s any better or worse, just different.