Old-Dutch

We had some Scan pan, or scam pan as they became known , which had at the time a lifetime guarantee. They were comfortably the worst pans we’ve ever had. The coating was really shit and flaked off, wore out, blistered you name it. They did absolutely fucking everything they could to not grace the warranty trying to blame it all on us. This was all in and around 18months too. Net at the time was littered with the same. I now see they are also only 10 year. Jamie Oliver’s were also lifetime and they are now also ten years. The pro Oliver one’s aren’t actually that bad. I just keep the receipt safe and make sure they replace them which they do but it’s a ballacher. You’ll get 3 years max out of them no matter how careful you are.

    Yeah mate - every decent / expensive wok I’ve ever bought goes to shit after about a year, despite all the claims. The longest lasting one was actually a cheap one I bought for about £16 believe it or not. I got about 3 years out of it -lol

      Old-Dutch

      Yeh they just expect or hope you lose your receipt which I’m guessing is what most people do.
      There’s no way any of these fuckers would ever see a decade of serious use.

        Old-Dutch

        They look remarkably like the Oliver one’s we have haha. Probably all knocked up in the same factory in China. Different name, good to go. Apart from Oliver’s name on it means you pay triple the m and s price.

          I’ve kept the warranty deets. And ordered online so it’s all there in my account.

          “Can you point out to me where it says the warranty will be invalidated if I use the pans to beat my wife and kids around the head?”

          Turns around to people behind in queue and rolls eyes

          My parents bought some Worrall Thompson saucepans years ago which came with aluminium handles. couldn’t pick them up unless you had tea towel or you’d get third degree burns.

            Dubman

            Lol, they probably made them like that so that thieving cunt Worrall Thompson couldn’t steal them from any kitchens.

                He was never charged with stealing from kitchens - it was only shoplisping.

                  Old-Dutch He was never charged with stealing from kitchens - it was only shoplisping.

                  Ordering thauthageths and cheetheburgerth?

                    Dubman
                    We’ve got some scoville never stick frying pans. There not expensive but I’ve been using them for about a year and nothing sticks.

                      I just eat out, saves all of this bother and worry.

                      Gen Q: what is the diff between a butty and sarnie?