Poor Zack doesn’t know whether to shoot us or eat us.

Smallman1

Lol.

They’re quite a rapey nation and love a bit of incest too.

Breathtakingly quick at picking up on subtle humour also.

    @Amps have you posted this one yet? Didn’t see it in the books, standup, tv, movies, Starwars, or video games threads but still wanted to confirm.

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      zackster
      LOL.

      There are genuinely English retards who are convinced McDonald’s is SO much better in the USA.

      The equivalent of preferring dog shit over cat shit

          Mad_Cyril I legitimately expect it to be better by you guys. Your health and food standards can’t possibly be worse than ours, and you probably pay the workers better too.

            Mad_Cyril

            Many years ago (25 or 30?), American McDonald’s used beef tallow in their fries. This was not done in most other countries, particularly those with a large Hindu population. It’s not unreasonable for people to prefer one over the other or at least find them different.

              I can confirm that McDonalds DUBLIN is miles better than McDonalds USA. Thats how far the greatest country on earth has fallen.

              Am picturing Zack running into some American cafe with World’s Best Coffee on the outside and congratulating everyone.

              Anyone for Lipton’s? If anyone needs congratulating it’s them for cornering the market in America with their shite tea.

                zackster I was working on a Saturday with a colleague recently and I said “If you order some decent coffees in, I will pay” (I couldn’t be arsed navigating a Chinese delivery app right then), and she ordered that shite in.

                Couldn’t fucking believe it, almost threw it over her.

                    I can understand why the Brits are turning up their noses to the bagel, with the English muffin being a far superior breakfast carb. Even moreso with breakfast sandwiches. But to deny the bagel, and even refer to it as a jew door stop, seems to be ignorant to me. And you’re probably getting the preparation absolutely wrong.

                    I’m with bosstrabs on baked beans. Missus and I ask our cook to double up on the sautéed button mushrooms instead, much much better when we’re doing a full English.

                    And eggs on toast is splendid. Blain and Millsy know what’s up. Si being a cretin, as per.

                    Also the Ramsay scrambled eggs technique is shit. Kenji FTW.

                    The problem with the bagel is its not not enjoyable to eat at all. It’s hard and dry and the dense texture sucks. And yes I’ve had a fair few to decide.