I’ve amended Derm’s reg tab on the spreadsheet.

Like mine, it’s looking very healthy.

Far be it for me to explain your own rich culture to you but during my time in the field, delving into butties, I came to understand that “butty” referred to the fact that there was butter on the bread. I inferred that butter = butty, sarnie = no butter. It seems I am wrong.

    zackster

    I’ve obviously been to Leeds fucking countless times and have never ever heard of chips in a barm cake called butty. Occasionally breadcakes stottie or scufflers. In Cheshire where I grew up cob or bap. Which you say can I have a chip bap. None of these cunts would you refer to as a butty.

        Dermo’s favorite musical duo? Sarnie and Cher.

        Dermo is bang on fellas. A chipses butty is two slices of bread, a chipses barm is a roll. You never ever say can I have a chip roll - you get kicked to death in a chippy for that and rightfully so.

        Along_the_Wire
        They were taken down the tip where they belonged.

        Barm is definitely a Northern thing as I’ve never heard anyone call it that down here on the South Riviera

          A chip butty can also appear in a roll.

          I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying it can.

          And the evidence, admittedly not PEER REVIEWED, backs me up.

            zackster that’s a cup of tea, you daft ha’peth. Coffee with a chipsies butteries? Away!

              Smallman1 just checked with my family who are more northern than me. They say circular bread is not a roll. It’s a bap. This is causing a lot of issues.

              The mrs has just said chip butties have mayo and melted cheese on. In a barn cake. She grew up in Manchester and is clearly mental.