Seriously, the American equivalent of that bag of fried matter would be someone going into a diner and ordering a sack of all the food scraped off of other peoples plates throughout the day.

bosstrabs The absolute fury from British viewers is what would make it hilarious/unmissable. You’d have James Corden special guest within weeks.

I do like the idea of Corden trying to cancel me for doing anti British racism.

Me: “Some of my best friends are English!”
Jim: “Do you have any idea how incredibly racist that is?”
Me: “Ask Ed Smallman, he’ll tell you that it’s ‘all just bants’.”
Jim: “As it happens we have Ed on video conference now. Ed can you hear me?”

Ed: “lol! Mate, where the fuck am I?”

    jonattonyeah

    One potato side? Fuck off, jy! That’s a dinner with looser written all over it.

    How much is the fish?

      Will have my Zoom backdrop of an animated kitchen sink good to go.

      Had the most glorious Roast Chicken yesterday.

      Profiteroles for dessert, natch.

        If made correctly, the puff pastry is still hot from the oven when the ice cream is added. Come out sensational. Honey or lavender ice cream with chocolate sauce is especially good.

          zackster
          Only ever made them with choux pastry. Puff would just break up surely.

            bosstrabs Sounds better than my Northern English profiteroles, which are choux pastry filled with ‘scraps’

            Why not Gravy, are you gay?