English Cuisine

bosstrabs Ooh, this includes a QR code you can scan where you can get an absolute weapon with some Michelin stars teaching you how to cook a steak

In a 4 slice Delonghi?

Lol at the incandescent rage.

zackster That whole thread now just demonstrates how Yanks love to do a joke to death, way beyond it being good anymore.

The humourless, irony free, fucking mongs.

bosstrabs Just go to the best butcher in town and order yourself the best steak he has.

I went into the butcher’s the other day as it happens Dave.

The butcher said to me “I bet you £50 you can’t reach that meat hanging up there”.

I said, “No way, the steaks are too high.”

Take my wife!

zackster And who absolutely rinses the Muzak thing?

Pundwater not me.

I rest my case.

He’s dead to us.

Just had a Red Thai Curry….. sensational.

Carry on….

Smallman1 Going to order one of these -

https://www.smokestakshop.co.uk/order/meal-for-two-box

Hold tight for feedback!

You’re a fucking idiot Smallman. You need to get your roof fixed before ordering £70 takeaways with nothing in it.

bosstrabs

I’m team Sparc all the way. Have been for a while now. You should know this given you follow my posts around like an infant.

You fatty.

jonattonyeah I’m team Sparc all the way.

Yeah, that’s like, a totally different joke and not boring at all.

bosstrabs

Fatty.

jonattonyeah Fatty.

I’m not fat? Think you’ve got me mixed up with someone else.

MC?

Smallman1 Christ on a bike…you can get all of that in the states for about $30, cooked way better.