American 🇺🇸 Food

While not all bread products are bad, unfortunately, some of them, like Jimmy Dean Delights Turkey Sausage, Egg & Cheese Honey Wheat Flatbread and Pillsbury Breadsticks, contain azodicarbonamide, a chemical compound that’s actually used to make yoga mats and shoes 👟

What’s for dinner mom!?

Jimmy Dean Delights Turkey Sausage!

What’s for dinner mom?!

Jimmy Dean Delights Nicaraguan Breast Milk!

    mono-stereo What’s for dinner mom?!

    Jimmy Dean’s Discombobulated Ground Arsemeat

      • Jimmy Dean High-fructose corn syrup
      • Jimmy Dean rBST synthetic man-made growth hormone milk
      • Jimmy’s Butylated Hydroxytoluene breakfast cereal

        mono-stereo Jimmy’s Butylated Hydroxytoluene breakfast cereal

        Would go brilliantly with Greek yoghurt that.

          If you want to knock out food, this is more the direction I’d take

            bosstrabs I mean if my options are that or the crap from the bottom of MCs air frier, I would take the lemon curds every time.

                Lemon curd on a couple of slices of the ole holy ghost.

                Mustard!

                Some of the monstrosities I’ve seen being consumed in both the North of England and on the East Coast of America have chilled my blood.

                Tbh the shit I see London commuters piling into their rancid snaggle-toothed gobs at Euston station* is every bit as bad.

                Whole rock solid upper crust baguettes and £4 congealed cheese ‘Delice de France’ croissants in translucent bags.

                *Yes, I know a lot of them will be northerners, but most of the poor rain-sodden downtrodden bastards in that 60s hellhole at 6pm on a weekday are going to Watford, Tring, Milton Keynes, Hemel Hempstead etc.

                Love how Dave gets all defensive when the North gets besmirched.

                Clearly has a chip on his shoulder.

                And a badly fried one at that, oi oi!

                  Smallman1 Love how Dave gets all defensive when the North gets besmirched.

                  I’ve lived in two of the world’s great capital cities, London and Beijing.

                  The fact is the life of the average joe in London is on balance way worse than life in the North. Their diet is terrible. Morley’s fried chicken and the threat of a stabbing on every corner. There is no open space near their homes. They are no more sophisticated/cool than your average Liverpudlian or Mancunian, perhaps less so, because at least your average northerner has some discretionary income and gets to go to the pub/nightclubs frequently.

                  London is a great place if you don’t have to give a shit about how much you spend, though - it offers a great lifestyle for the rich or the weekend tourist like myself who goes twice a year.

                      bosstrabs smalls gets subsidised and can shell out willy nilly on £90 box meals for one and cash in hand to didicoi builders. Winz

                          If you could walk a mile in my London shoes Dave you would absolutely love life.

                          Every day’s a dream!