English Cuisine

bosstrabs

Millsy Mr Wu’s takeaway and then piling into the local oriental brass.

You say that like it’s not a selling point.

bosstrabs

Millsy the North has nothing to offer.

The North West has actually given the country as much of a decent music and nightclub scene than London. Always has. Difficult to prove me wrong.

I’ll match your Ministry of Sound with Cream and the Hacienda; your Rolling Stones with The Beatles etc etc…

Smallman1

bosstrabs I did two years in London on a graduate management training scheme of a large-ish (FTSE 250) company straight after uni

Check out the big brain on Brad!

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Not really. First viable chance I got to bail, I took it.

It’s a lot less of a slog living in the north.

Some of the shitholes people I know in the south with decent jobs live in - I’d rather not.

Smallman1

I knew this thread would turn out like this.

Dave being a massive BERK basically.

Smallman1

Yeah, most people can’t hack London tbf.

Loosers with no minerals in essence.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Yeah, most people can’t hack London tbf.

Loosers with no minerals in essence.

In all seriousness, you have to see how fortunate your position is.

Let’s say, for example, you’d not been born into moderate wealth. You would have a better lifestyle in the north, no question.

zackster

bosstrabs he’d be renting from me.

zackster

This is how I eat EVERY👏🏼DAY👏🏼

Old-Dutch

zackster

Remember as a student in Liverpool one time walking into Kwik Save on Smithdown Road. They had cardboard cut-outs like the one of Trump in that video, but of Michael Barrymore in a suit doing a thumbs up with a speech bubble saying “Alwight?”. This was the year before Stuart Lubbock was murdered in his house.

Not sure if Kwik Save is still a thing?

Smallman1

The bestest most beautiful burger in town!

zackster

Smallman1 could you imagine Don’s takes on Joe falling down the stairs to Air Force 1 over and over and over? That would have been a riot! I fucking hate that he is off Twitter.

zackster

Can’t wait until Don sues them.

Mad_Cyril

zackster
What the fucks an air-fryer Zacko.

One fries things in hot oil / fat or one fucks right off

Smallman1

zackster could you imagine Don’s takes on Joe falling down the stairs to Air Force 1 over and over and over? That would have been a riot! I fucking hate that he is off Twitter.

Don coming back with his own platform can’t come soon enough, the world needs him.

Dan

Smallman1 Dave would prob trip over the laces tbf.

Smallman1

Dan Dave would prob trip over the laces tbf.

Oi oi!

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 Clearly has a chip on his shoulder.

Chips on his shoulder more like.

Mad_Cyril

Old-Dutch
Lol.

Remember being that paranoid one Sunday afternoon we thought better to sieve the vodka from that place before drinking 🙈

Old-Dutch

Remember it so vividly. My housemate bought a bag of Kwik-Save ’no frills oven fries. I remember giving him a load of shit at the time.

The next weekend we were at Zaine’s takeaway on Smithdown and same mate ordered chips. They opened the exact same bag of frozen ‘oven chips’ and poured about 20 of them into the fryer. Before relieving him of almost twice the cost of what he’d paid for a whole bag himself.

I was absolutely pissing myself laughing. Then as we were leaving the bizzies arrived and went in the back of the shop to arrest the fella who had just served my mate because he had a stolen bike behind the counter. True story.

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