What’s for dinner mom?!

Jimmy Dean Delights Nicaraguan Breast Milk!

    • Jimmy Dean High-fructose corn syrup
    • Jimmy Dean rBST synthetic man-made growth hormone milk
    • Jimmy’s Butylated Hydroxytoluene breakfast cereal

      mono-stereo Jimmy’s Butylated Hydroxytoluene breakfast cereal

      Would go brilliantly with Greek yoghurt that.

        If you want to knock out food, this is more the direction I’d take

          bosstrabs I mean if my options are that or the crap from the bottom of MCs air frier, I would take the lemon curds every time.

              Lemon curd on a couple of slices of the ole holy ghost.

              Mustard!

              Some of the monstrosities I’ve seen being consumed in both the North of England and on the East Coast of America have chilled my blood.

              Tbh the shit I see London commuters piling into their rancid snaggle-toothed gobs at Euston station* is every bit as bad.

              Whole rock solid upper crust baguettes and £4 congealed cheese ‘Delice de France’ croissants in translucent bags.

              *Yes, I know a lot of them will be northerners, but most of the poor rain-sodden downtrodden bastards in that 60s hellhole at 6pm on a weekday are going to Watford, Tring, Milton Keynes, Hemel Hempstead etc.

              Love how Dave gets all defensive when the North gets besmirched.

              Clearly has a chip on his shoulder.

              And a badly fried one at that, oi oi!

                Smallman1 Love how Dave gets all defensive when the North gets besmirched.

                I’ve lived in two of the world’s great capital cities, London and Beijing.

                The fact is the life of the average joe in London is on balance way worse than life in the North. Their diet is terrible. Morley’s fried chicken and the threat of a stabbing on every corner. There is no open space near their homes. They are no more sophisticated/cool than your average Liverpudlian or Mancunian, perhaps less so, because at least your average northerner has some discretionary income and gets to go to the pub/nightclubs frequently.

                London is a great place if you don’t have to give a shit about how much you spend, though - it offers a great lifestyle for the rich or the weekend tourist like myself who goes twice a year.

                    bosstrabs smalls gets subsidised and can shell out willy nilly on £90 box meals for one and cash in hand to didicoi builders. Winz

                        If you could walk a mile in my London shoes Dave you would absolutely love life.

                        Every day’s a dream!

                          Millsy smalls gets subsidised and can shell out willy nilly on £90 box meals for one and cash in hand to didicoi builders. Winz

                          La dolce vita!

                            bosstrabs the North has nothing to offer. And we all know we can easily recreate the Beijing experience by visiting the local Mr Wu’s takeaway and then piling into the local oriental brass.

                                Smallman1 If you could walk a mile in my London shoes Dave you would absolutely love life.

                                Every day’s a dream!

                                I did two years in London on a graduate management training scheme of a large-ish (FTSE 250) company straight after uni, and thought absolute bollocks to that. Loads of my salary eaten up by rent, tube pass and (inevitably) paying off student loans. Went out properly (i.e. Fabric, The Cross) maybe once a month. Takes a whole day just to go and see your mates for a few hours at their place because the city is so spread out.

                                Good for you in your situation though.

                                    Millsy Mr Wu’s takeaway and then piling into the local oriental brass.

                                    You say that like it’s not a selling point.

                                      Millsy the North has nothing to offer.

                                      The North West has actually given the country as much of a decent music and nightclub scene than London. Always has. Difficult to prove me wrong.

                                      I’ll match your Ministry of Sound with Cream and the Hacienda; your Rolling Stones with The Beatles etc etc…

                                        bosstrabs I did two years in London on a graduate management training scheme of a large-ish (FTSE 250) company straight after uni

                                        Check out the big brain on Brad!

                                            I knew this thread would turn out like this.

                                            Dave being a massive BERK basically.

                                            Smallman1 Not really. First viable chance I got to bail, I took it.

                                            It’s a lot less of a slog living in the north.

                                            Some of the shitholes people I know in the south with decent jobs live in - I’d rather not.

                                              Yeah, most people can’t hack London tbf.

                                              Loosers with no minerals in essence.

                                                Smallman1 Yeah, most people can’t hack London tbf.

                                                Loosers with no minerals in essence.

                                                In all seriousness, you have to see how fortunate your position is.

                                                Let’s say, for example, you’d not been born into moderate wealth. You would have a better lifestyle in the north, no question.

                                                    Can’t wait until Don sues them.

                                                    zackster
                                                    What the fucks an air-fryer Zacko.

                                                    One fries things in hot oil / fat or one fucks right off

                                                      Smallman1 could you imagine Don’s takes on Joe falling down the stairs to Air Force 1 over and over and over? That would have been a riot! I fucking hate that he is off Twitter.

                                                          zackster could you imagine Don’s takes on Joe falling down the stairs to Air Force 1 over and over and over? That would have been a riot! I fucking hate that he is off Twitter.

                                                          Don coming back with his own platform can’t come soon enough, the world needs him.

                                                            Dan Dave would prob trip over the laces tbf.

                                                            Oi oi!

                                                              zackster

                                                              Remember as a student in Liverpool one time walking into Kwik Save on Smithdown Road. They had cardboard cut-outs like the one of Trump in that video, but of Michael Barrymore in a suit doing a thumbs up with a speech bubble saying “Alwight?”. This was the year before Stuart Lubbock was murdered in his house.

                                                              Not sure if Kwik Save is still a thing?

                                                                  Old-Dutch
                                                                  Lol.

                                                                  Remember being that paranoid one Sunday afternoon we thought better to sieve the vodka from that place before drinking 🙈

                                                                    Remember it so vividly. My housemate bought a bag of Kwik-Save ’no frills oven fries. I remember giving him a load of shit at the time.

                                                                    The next weekend we were at Zaine’s takeaway on Smithdown and same mate ordered chips. They opened the exact same bag of frozen ‘oven chips’ and poured about 20 of them into the fryer. Before relieving him of almost twice the cost of what he’d paid for a whole bag himself.

                                                                    I was absolutely pissing myself laughing. Then as we were leaving the bizzies arrived and went in the back of the shop to arrest the fella who had just served my mate because he had a stolen bike behind the counter. True story.