hugopal This guy would of course be much better with this Mukbang theme music going on…

    Can’t really imagine what that Jap bird’s farts must smell like. Rancid.

    vinnyt77 Ha, go on then Vinny, whats your favourite?
    Since you reminded me of Wolfies its the only place I’ve used for fish & chips

        Having a Nugget Butty to celebrate the Bird’s draft pick!

        I had ox cheeks nuggets last night.

        Delish!

        Fucking hell, the chicken goujons (I’m a bit more upmarket) butty is an absolute winner I had forgotten about since my student days.

        Goujons on a butty with high quality butter (Anchor or President or Lurpak, none of your cheapo shite) and spicy tomato ketchup.

        Absolute winner.

        Bird’s Eye haddock fish fingers with Colman’s tartare sauce. On sourdough with a quality butter.

        Along_the_Wire i love the fact he wears an Apple Watch - what the fuck is he using it for?

        keeping an eye on his heart rate, so he at least gets some warning before he keels over?

        Maybe there’s an app on there which is set up to automatically dial 999 when the moment comes that he finds himself hitting the deck?