Heno How can you have crumpets without butter? I’m baffled
Yeah, this is the only way to eat them - all they need is high quality butter like Lurpak or President.
None of this supermarket spread or I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter type brands.
Heno
Fish fingers and beans are apparently a reasonable substitute for butter.
Nothing worse than when you go round some cunt’s house and they make you a sandwich, and it tastes all off and you think what the fuck is this?
Then later you might get a can out of the fridge and spy this…
jonattonyeah Lee Burridge is looking well.
Crumpets and marmite sans butter FTW.
Old-Dutch Crumpets, butter, dairylea
Animal.
Get it down your Gregory Ed. You will realise what you’ve been missing all your life
Can’t Dutch, the cheese will kill me.
Pah - a life without a butter and Dairylea crumpet is a life not worth living
Smallman1 yes indeed.
jonattonyeah Jon, that picture has the Spam on top of, and under the cheese.
You nearly had me impressed with your culinary flair.
Now I’m just disillusioned
Mad_Cyril
It’s an incredibly versatile dish, MC. Just go with your heart.
Am heading out for some Kurdish for lunch tomozza.
Not a euphemism and hold tight for feedback!
jonattonyeah One can’t simply freestyle Jon, are you insane?
Mad_Cyril I have that same quandary every morning..milk or sugar first.
Sounds like a disk 2 dish for me.
Try saying that after 12 pints.
jonattonyeah downvoted because even though you’re not being serious, I resent my eyes being subjected to it.
hugopal
I should’ve added sauerkraut. Maybe then I would’ve avoided the dreaded downvote.
It’s odd how many are going the way of savoury toppings on their crumpets.
Sure, just butter is very good, but beyond that it’s some good strawberry or raspberry jam for me.
Jam and crumpets = winning.
