English Cuisine

Dubman

Cheap white bread on a chip butty is the only way to go. In fact the more e-numbers the better.

Dan

vinnyt77 Shit Show!

benson

Dan we’ve got a local like that as well. Bless her

zackster

Dan

zackster I didn’t see one of those in Italy.

erik

Dan wtf? Haha

Smallman1

Take the cheese off of that fishes and chipses pizza and I’m all in!

zackster

Multiple fries with a piece of fish = Chips

Multiple fries between two sad slices of bread = Chip

I’ve got it now, you big silver medalists you.

PDJ

zackster Almost… we also buy the dish known as Fish & Chips from a Fish & Chip shop.

Along_the_Wire

zackster Do you ever eat a cheese and tomatoes sandwich? Neither do I.

zackster

Along_the_Wire I do not. I do not eat raw tomatoeS.

Dan

zackster Tremendous with cracked sea salt.

Along_the_Wire

zackster have you ever seen a cheese and a tomataos sandwich listed anywhere, in say a sandwiches shop?

zackster

Dan my whole family is crazy for tomatoes. My cousins used to eat them like apples right from our grandmother’s garden. They have always revolted me. Pretty much the only thing I refuse to eat.

…other than a bag of shit from the bottom of the fish frier obvs.

Mad_Cyril

Along_the_Wire A Tomatoes Butty?

Goes swell with a potatoes salad

zackster

Mad_Cyril salads makes it singular but butties makes it plural. This is common knowledge!

Along_the_Wire

zackster it’s the same over there. You’re even getting your sarcasm all wrong. It’s a chip butty - both singular. Chips butties? Just say it.

Here’s a quiz for you, Zack:

In the US do you eat:

A. A cheese and onion sandwich?
B. A cheese and onions sandwich?
C. A cheeses and onions sandwich?
D. A cheeses and onions sandwiches?

And please remember, at all times, we invented the language. It’s English for a reason.

mono-stereo

Along_the_Wire lol

seanc80

Along_the_Wire

lol

Smallman1

A lol for Grant!

-si-

If we move up to the adult level of chip shop food ordering and drop pastie supper and fish supper into the conversation, zack will have a stroke…

LT42

bosstrabs It has to be soft white, holds the butter and shards of crisp perfectly; sourdough just makes a chewy mess that (in terms of texture) feels like trying to eat a Mars bar after 5 pills.

Preach, Reverend 🙌

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