English Cuisine

Smallman1

It is absolutely fantastic Grant!

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 Better than Imperial China in downtown Teddington?

bosstrabs

I will bowl into North China all geezer with a thick Beijing accent with rhotic r being thrown in left, right and centre…

They won’t understand a word of it and then I’ll bust them in front of all their lousy customers for being fake Northerners.

Smallman1

bosstrabs Yes mate.

I will bowl into North China all geezer with a thick Beijing accent with rhotic r being thrown in left, right and centre…

They won’t understand a word of it and then I’ll bust them in front of all their lousy customers for being fake Northerners.

I was thinking we’d share a crispy duck and start banging back the beers.

We’ll make it work!

-si-

bosstrabs

Dave if you could do all of the above then order gravy chips with boiled rice that would be absolutely sensational.

“And a bag of those fishy white crisps while you’re at it, garçon…”

bosstrabs

Along_the_Wire Better than Imperial China in downtown Teddington?

No chance.

Daves_House_Plant

Oi Oi, well up for this then! I can taste the ribs now, lads! Afters at our place natch!

zackster

Lol, on the town with DHP and OLB

Smallman1

zackster Lol, on the town with DHP and OLB

Guaranteed fireworks!

Millsy

Ed, I’ll bring a towel for a) any tactical spillages Dave goes for when we order shots and b) to dry off your neck and give your pate a shine up when you jump in the nearest body of water.

zackster

DHP better be careful what he wishes for. The after math of Dave’s last after party had a few casualties

Heno

zackster well played

Daves_House_Plant

Fuckin’ ell, that’s Figgy! RIP mate. Top top lad, but never could handle a pint, if I’m being honest.

mono-stereo

😆 He must of travelled at leat 6 hours to get to this takeaway.

Heno

mono-stereo finally a bad review

hugopal

mono-stereo wahey, well done for finding a place he didn’t like.

Along_the_Wire

Heno Fish and chips served in a pizza box is a pretty bad start

zackster

Did he by a family sized soda?

Phil-McRackin

I can’t deny the way he waggles his sausage around at 7mins 20 was deeply erotic

zackster

That meal was fucking revolting

Phil-McRackin

The fact that even he found most of it unpalatable says everything

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