It’s an easy solve lads, just move to London.

You’re welcome!

Just wait for the food shortages to kick in.

Mad_Cyril Tickets @ £550 return

Should have flown from Rochdale Cyril Smith Airport with British Midland.

    Mad_Cyril Tickets @ £550 return, standard was £370.

    Are these genuine train tickets prices, mc?

        Mad_Cyril fucking hell, the price alone is ridiculous. Even a decent journey with no delays, good wifi and a free drink and nuts shouldn’t cost that

        At least you didn’t have to put up with listening to that god awful @ScottBailey mix, so I suppose that was a bonus 😉

          You can travel first class around Europe for a month on interrail for €663 going basically any country/main city you fancy. Our prices are just beyond explanation.

          • Amps replied to this.

            Millsy beyond explanation.

            Privatisation and the cult of capitalism?

                Amps
                A lol for Amps, cutting through the mist in 3 words!

                  -si-
                  I will be hitting the the on board wine cellar and nibbles hard tonight

                    Train update

                    2 hours late out of London

                    Free booze
                    Bombay potato salad was edible
                    Wil get a full refund (50% of the £550) to my account, not the company’s.
                    Onboard team have GREAT ASSES

                    Not winning, but not losing either

                    A return flight same day is approx £380, mate. Fuck the train! £550 notes, get into the fucking sea with that palaver!

                      -si-
                      Not coming from my trouser mate.

                      Still take that over T3 MAN and T5 LHR, plus commutes both ends.

                        -si- What, like there’s never any delays at an airport???

                          I’m still flabbergasted a return train journey is £550 ffs.

                          The belfast to dublin train is about 40 quid return lol.

                          British railways are a fucking joke. Just bought a first class ticket from Beijing to Shanghai (or, rather, work have) on the bullet train for abar hundred quid.

                          • Amps replied to this.

                            Three hundred quid almost on the nose the last time I did Chester to London at peak time (same company and similar distance), so the robbing bastards have put it up another 20% or so in just a couple of years.