Mad_Cyril Tell them to give Italy a buzz, they boxed off affordable national rail a few years back. Think just about all internal flights have now finished.

    Amps Avanti West Coast are owned, or part owned, by Trenitalia 😂🤦‍♂️

    • Amps replied to this.

      Along_the_Wire
      Train’s sporadic shitness is only surpassed by flying’s consistent shitness.

      T3 @ MCR and T5 @ LHR make me want to kill myself.

      A return to London from Bournemouth is £140. What a bargain.

      • Amps replied to this.

        Mad_Cyril Avanti West Coast are owned, or part owned, by Trenitalia

        The infrastructure of our great sovereign nation, sold off to Johnny Foreigner? Which lot of unpatriotic, traitorous bar stewards did this? Enemies of the people the lot of them! Off with their heads!

        It’s an easy solve lads, just move to London.

        You’re welcome!

        Just wait for the food shortages to kick in.

        Mad_Cyril Tickets @ £550 return

        Should have flown from Rochdale Cyril Smith Airport with British Midland.

        Mad_Cyril Tickets @ £550 return, standard was £370.

        Are these genuine train tickets prices, mc?

          Mad_Cyril fucking hell, the price alone is ridiculous. Even a decent journey with no delays, good wifi and a free drink and nuts shouldn’t cost that

          At least you didn’t have to put up with listening to that god awful @ScottBailey mix, so I suppose that was a bonus 😉

          You can travel first class around Europe for a month on interrail for €663 going basically any country/main city you fancy. Our prices are just beyond explanation.

          • Amps replied to this.

            Millsy beyond explanation.

            Privatisation and the cult of capitalism?

              Amps
              A lol for Amps, cutting through the mist in 3 words!

              -si-
              I will be hitting the the on board wine cellar and nibbles hard tonight

              Train update

              2 hours late out of London

              Free booze
              Bombay potato salad was edible
              Wil get a full refund (50% of the £550) to my account, not the company’s.
              Onboard team have GREAT ASSES

              Not winning, but not losing either