Just wait for the food shortages to kick in.

Mad_Cyril Tickets @ £550 return

Should have flown from Rochdale Cyril Smith Airport with British Midland.

Mad_Cyril Tickets @ £550 return, standard was £370.

Are these genuine train tickets prices, mc?

    Mad_Cyril fucking hell, the price alone is ridiculous. Even a decent journey with no delays, good wifi and a free drink and nuts shouldn’t cost that

    At least you didn’t have to put up with listening to that god awful @ScottBailey mix, so I suppose that was a bonus 😉

    You can travel first class around Europe for a month on interrail for €663 going basically any country/main city you fancy. Our prices are just beyond explanation.

    • Amps replied to this.

      Millsy beyond explanation.

      Privatisation and the cult of capitalism?

        Amps
        A lol for Amps, cutting through the mist in 3 words!

        -si-
        I will be hitting the the on board wine cellar and nibbles hard tonight

        Train update

        2 hours late out of London

        Free booze
        Bombay potato salad was edible
        Wil get a full refund (50% of the £550) to my account, not the company’s.
        Onboard team have GREAT ASSES

        Not winning, but not losing either

        A return flight same day is approx £380, mate. Fuck the train! £550 notes, get into the fucking sea with that palaver!

          -si-
          Not coming from my trouser mate.

          Still take that over T3 MAN and T5 LHR, plus commutes both ends.

          -si- What, like there’s never any delays at an airport???

          I’m still flabbergasted a return train journey is £550 ffs.

          The belfast to dublin train is about 40 quid return lol.

          British railways are a fucking joke. Just bought a first class ticket from Beijing to Shanghai (or, rather, work have) on the bullet train for abar hundred quid.

          • Amps replied to this.

            Three hundred quid almost on the nose the last time I did Chester to London at peak time (same company and similar distance), so the robbing bastards have put it up another 20% or so in just a couple of years.

            bosstrabs Just bought a first class ticket from Beijing to Shanghai (or, rather, work have) on the bullet train for abar hundred quid.

            But have the Chineses sold off their railways and other national infrastructure in an unjustified attempt to Brewster their middle classes?