It’s all Greta’s fault, where’s her fuckin poppy!
The Climate Change Thread
Those hipsters blocking the roads are far to well dressed probably in top shop every weekend.
Heard a talk by Hugh Montgomery last night. It was fucking terrifying.
He’s a top man. Not a crazy shouty person. Just straight up.
5 hiroshima bombs a second - that is the amount of energy we are adding to our atmosphere.
Homegrove it’s the arse-end of an avalanche, normal-ish and I’ve seen it happen a couple of times
Funky do you think there is nothing wrong with the climate and it’s perfectly okay? I hope you don’t have kids
Along_the_Wire Missing the point Grant, clothes are a massive part of the problem. The amount of water needed to make a pair of jeans. Transport can’t take the blame for everything.
Then there’s food waste and food packaging, we throw away 40% of our food and grow fk all of our own. Go vegan or veggie most of you’re food travels from South America.
I don’t have kids and I’m doing my best not to have any so I’m doing my part!
2 months later
Ben Goldsmith soon to be in a car crash or fall out of a window etc.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/sheep-ban-uk-defra-ben-goldsmith-b2301181.html
An adviser for the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) has suggested sheep should be banned by all UK farms.
Ben Goldsmith, brother of former Conservative MP Zac Goldsmith, said sheep are “the principal obstacle standing in the way of meaningful nature recovery in Britain’s national parks and other agriculturally marginal landscapes”.
Just a quick reminder #dontmowuntilmay
I know it’s sunny today, but some whopper within ear shot is trying to mow his lawn. Give it another two months until you do any gardening, put your feet up, watch some sport, go the boozer, make sweet sweet love to her in doors, just don’t cut the fuckin grass.
Amps
Miss my own car, but was essentially an expensive golf taxi and easy option.
I also miss my old club, but again an extravagance that wasn’t a particularly great choice on quite a few levels.
On the plus side, wife loves her upgrade. She uses the new one 95% of the time and I pay for 70% of it 
Can’t remember if we already did this one:
Make swift bricks compulsory in new housing to help red-listed birds
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