Amps Don’t have kids, don’t fly, insulate your house to fuck, get solar panels, plant a native tree, grow your grass, wear your clothes until they fall off you, consume less of everything were possible.

Nabbed from Trainspotting?

    It’s all Greta’s fault, where’s her fuckin poppy!

    Heard a talk by Hugh Montgomery last night. It was fucking terrifying.

    He’s a top man. Not a crazy shouty person. Just straight up.

    5 hiroshima bombs a second - that is the amount of energy we are adding to our atmosphere.

    Homegrove it’s the arse-end of an avalanche, normal-ish and I’ve seen it happen a couple of times

    Funky do you think there is nothing wrong with the climate and it’s perfectly okay? I hope you don’t have kids

      Along_the_Wire Missing the point Grant, clothes are a massive part of the problem. The amount of water needed to make a pair of jeans. Transport can’t take the blame for everything.

      Then there’s food waste and food packaging, we throw away 40% of our food and grow fk all of our own. Go vegan or veggie most of you’re food travels from South America.

      I don’t have kids and I’m doing my best not to have any so I’m doing my part!

        Funky The amount of water needed to make a pair of jeans.

        Why one should only rock Nudie’s!

        2 months later

        Ben Goldsmith soon to be in a car crash or fall out of a window etc.

        https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/sheep-ban-uk-defra-ben-goldsmith-b2301181.html

        An adviser for the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) has suggested sheep should be banned by all UK farms.

        Ben Goldsmith, brother of former Conservative MP Zac Goldsmith, said sheep are “the principal obstacle standing in the way of meaningful nature recovery in Britain’s national parks and other agriculturally marginal landscapes”.

          Just a quick reminder #dontmowuntilmay

          I know it’s sunny today, but some whopper within ear shot is trying to mow his lawn. Give it another two months until you do any gardening, put your feet up, watch some sport, go the boozer, make sweet sweet love to her in doors, just don’t cut the fuckin grass.

            Mad_Cyril Probably best you dont. Instead, give the missus a large portion and get stuck into some day drinking. The rugby’s on later.

              Amps
              None of those appeal.

              Step 2 coming out of golf winter hibernation @ 12

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                Mad_Cyril Excellent choice! Swing easy!

                Links course? Bit wet under foot still?

                  Amps
                  Had to move to a local parkland since going electric and down to one car ☹️

                  Nice to get out though

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