Funky The amount of water needed to make a pair of jeans.

Why one should only rock Nudie’s!

    2 months later

    Ben Goldsmith soon to be in a car crash or fall out of a window etc.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/sheep-ban-uk-defra-ben-goldsmith-b2301181.html

    An adviser for the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) has suggested sheep should be banned by all UK farms.

    Ben Goldsmith, brother of former Conservative MP Zac Goldsmith, said sheep are “the principal obstacle standing in the way of meaningful nature recovery in Britain’s national parks and other agriculturally marginal landscapes”.

      Just a quick reminder #dontmowuntilmay

      I know it’s sunny today, but some whopper within ear shot is trying to mow his lawn. Give it another two months until you do any gardening, put your feet up, watch some sport, go the boozer, make sweet sweet love to her in doors, just don’t cut the fuckin grass.

        Mad_Cyril Probably best you dont. Instead, give the missus a large portion and get stuck into some day drinking. The rugby’s on later.

            Amps
            None of those appeal.

            Step 2 coming out of golf winter hibernation @ 12

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                Mad_Cyril Excellent choice! Swing easy!

                Links course? Bit wet under foot still?

                    Amps
                    Had to move to a local parkland since going electric and down to one car ☹️

                    Nice to get out though

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                        Amps
                        Miss my own car, but was essentially an expensive golf taxi and easy option.

                        I also miss my old club, but again an extravagance that wasn’t a particularly great choice on quite a few levels.

                        On the plus side, wife loves her upgrade. She uses the new one 95% of the time and I pay for 70% of it 🤦‍♂️

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                            Remember to confirm your email etc.

                            12 days later

                            Currently in testing, no news on the styling. #vivalahothatch

                                Amps
                                If electric will be shit off a shovel.

                                Being a Renault will be more ambient noise than an afters @ Dr Alex Paterson’s country hideaway.

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                                    Mad_Cyril Have read recently about how the piston engines masked a lot of other engine bay noises, and as such manufacturers have had to up their game on all the other components. But, as you have noted, being French, it’ll probably have the consistency of a Brie de Meaux.

                                      How do so many threads become an Amps-MC golf discussion nowadays?

                                        Amps How are the legends? They sound like criminals to me