If Alistair could keep us up to date with his radio commentary that would be great.
“Big track, very emotional, hands in the air moment. Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves.”
“Had a beer, didn’t finish it. Left on floor near skirting board.”
“Nice lighting in toilet, saw the same in Halfords last week.”
Said Philip Scofield.
LT42 If Alistair could keep us up to date with his radio commentary that would be great.
“Big track, very emotional, hands in the air moment. Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves.”
“Had a beer, didn’t finish it. Left on floor near skirting board.”
“Nice lighting in toilet, saw the same in Halfords last week.”
Lol!
Accidental Partridge from Alistair
That’s first class. That Charlie May edit is superb. Ooh, there you go, it’s all going off!
Later at the nearest Travelodge; “Let battle commence!”
Was expecting that from him prior to kick off.
Will they be putting out the sofas between 4 and 9pm? Not doing without my Sunday arvo kip
alistair great sentiment but how on earth are they going to enforce this, especially given the current climate where everyone does what the fuck they please. “Don’t take our phones away!!”
…could backfire into Fabric being the phone police, not letting people carry out their god given right of standing motionless on the dancefloor getting in everyones way whilst they video inaudible nonsense to show their gran they have a life
I used to enjoy watching vids of Sasha high fiving the gathering munted
The only time I get my phone out in Fabric is when I’m being pestered by dorises to take their number.
It’s tough at the top.
I can’t even see what’s on my phone on a night out.
It’s all a blur.
The challenge of trying to see the time on your phone after a few is hilarious. It’s impossible
