Funny jokes and pics thread

zackster
Tommy ketchup. With loads of butter.

zackster Tomato Ketchup. Brown sauce is just a spiced sauce, like Worcestershire sauce.

Hursty
Tell you what is nice a fish finger sarnie with Tommy on one side & brown on the other.

Dubman Tommy on one side & brown on the other.

Pretty sure that’s illegal in some states.

Dubman Not tried that one, will give it a go!

Dubman Tell you what is nice a fish finger sarnie with Tommy on one side & brown on the other.

Masterchef beckons Dubman.

zackster What’s the story with him Zack?

Amps He’s human and dropped his Dunkin Doughnuts 🤷🏼‍♂️

The bigger joke is the person who spends their time taking photos of people who didn’t ask to have their photo taken. Absolute cunts the lot of them.

jonattonyeah World’s biggest glass house.

And I love British pub food. My comfort go-to.

If by ‘glass house’, you mean ‘toilet’ then yes.

“Oh god”

Amps this would be the coolest man in the UK.

jonattonyeah He does that first pint like a shot, it’s weird to watch.

His liver is like “Aw fuck…..”

zackster Visit any decent rugby club in the UK, he’d be their MVP.

zackster this would be the coolest man in the UK.

He’d be beaten up and thrown in the Thames.

like the corona beer at the end

Hursty Can’t beat a chip butty,

Oh you can.

You really can.

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