Funny jokes and pics thread

zackster Tomato Ketchup. Brown sauce is just a spiced sauce, like Worcestershire sauce.

Hursty
Tell you what is nice a fish finger sarnie with Tommy on one side & brown on the other.

Dubman Tommy on one side & brown on the other.

Pretty sure that’s illegal in some states.

Dubman Not tried that one, will give it a go!

zackster What’s the story with him Zack?

Amps He’s human and dropped his Dunkin Doughnuts

jonattonyeah World’s biggest glass house.

And I love British pub food. My comfort go-to.

If by ‘glass house’, you mean ‘toilet’ then yes.

zackster

The bigger joke is the person who spends their time taking photos of people who didn’t ask to have their photo taken. Absolute cunts the lot of them.

jonattonyeah He does that first pint like a shot, it’s weird to watch.

His liver is like “Aw fuck…..”

Amps this would be the coolest man in the UK.

like the corona beer at the end

zackster Visit any decent rugby club in the UK, he’d be their MVP.

Hursty Can’t beat a chip butty,

Oh you can.

You really can.

Dubman Tell you what is nice a fish finger sarnie with Tommy on one side & brown on the other.

Masterchef beckons Dubman.

zackster this would be the coolest man in the UK.

He’d be beaten up and thrown in the Thames.