Smallman1 Holden’s Balance was released 19 years ago mate. Not really seeing the connection to going out these days.

He’s going to see Fat Boy Slim at Wembly.

DT going from the Klubheadz remix of Burning to the Humate remix of Ruhe…. How has he not been resoundingly cancelled for this?!

    My next two nights out?

    Perel at the Orange Yard followed by Dixon at Printworks.

    This is Ed ‘Finger on the pulse’ Smallman signing out.

    The unmistakable sound of a Mrs Brown’s Boys boxset eminating from Smallsys roofless flat.

    Clueless.

    More like the sounds of Splash Bar Foam Party Disc 2.

    Jesus Christ that Tenaglia TL has sent me reeling.

      When everyone zigs, Smallman1 zags!

      What an awful individual, musically and literally.

        Millsy What an awful individual, musically and literally.

        Fucking lol!

        Zack having a stormer, clearly upped his game as a result of his recent bollockings off me.

        If anyone can produce a copy of the flyer for DT’s Boo Yourself Halloween party at Arc, you will be forever counted as a gentleman and a ledge in my books. It is my own personal Seb Piss Pants advert. I have scoured the internet for it, and have had zero success.

        It’s September 11 2001, the second plane has hit The World Trade Center

        It’s September 18, 2000, Ed and Dazzler have just walked into The Lime Light. The Klubheadz Remix of Burning comes on. Their tops come off.

        Darren wearing a hi-vis vest with ‘Costain’ written on the back as ’that’s what ravers do, innit’.