Hernan’s Choice Cuts
Fly-on-the-wall documentary set in the Buenos Aires branch of Super Cuts. Flamboyant lead-stylist, Hernan, is no stranger to extravagant bouffant creations and welcomes the chance to cut the locks of sevetal DJ luminaries including Guy J, John Digweed and James Zabiela, but not Sasha. Each episode lasts 6 hours.

    Dear John Digweed. Sitcom about a nice guy DJ who’s wife leaves him for another DJ following a period of over 12m where he hid in the basement of his house and refused to come out until he’'d played all his vinyl + every Framewerk remix available.

    Only Fools and Lawlers…
    Stars five time DJ Awards winner DJ Steve Lawler as ambitious shoe saleman Steve “Steve” Lawler and Sander Klienenburg as his younger brother. The series follows the Lawlers’ highs and lows in life, in particular their attempts to get a mainline GU City series release.

    Plankety Prog (Progressive House Themed Blankety Blank Reboot).
    Hosted by Dave Seaman. Panelists include Nick Warren, Sasha, Lee Burridge, Paul Oakenfold, Joris Voorn etc.

    “I wouldn’t say this DJ doesn’t shower often, but when he opens his legs, you can smell his [blank]. What have you got Nick?”

    “It’s gotta be Paul’s cock, right?”
    Dave Seaman “Gotta be, all day long”

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      Be your best ‘you’ - with Mr C
      Subscribers-only podcast learning series featuring everyone’s favourite techno geezer frontman, Mr C!

      C offers life coaching, DJ tutorials and acting classes live and online from his bedsit in Wigan. Courses start at the bargain price of £89.99 per 1 hour session and participants receive a signed poster of C and a replica of his bacofoil coat. Please note: all learning materials are copyright of ‘C Industries Inc’. No likenesses of C can or should be used without express permission by C himself and are under a license agreement starting at £99.99.

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        GoggleCox

        Watch Carl Cox watch whats on the Box….with GoggleCox! Roly-Poly gap-toothed DJ geezer Coxy gives his irreverent views of everything from police procedural dramas to Embarassing Bodies.

        ’CHRIST ALIVE! Ha ha! She’s got a fackin fanny like a ripped out fireplace! Ha ha! What’s she like?!'

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          bosstrabs all Paul’s Drag Race - Tall Paul Newman helicopter drops of a group of trannies in disparate locations around the UK (such as the middle of the Lake District, on the Norris Green housing estate in Liverpool and so on) with only an orienteering kit of compass, map and kendal mint cake for sustenance and they have to find their way to Trade (at a studio rebuild of Gurnmills) before 4am opening.

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            El Dorito
            grey soap opera

            Ten Walls reinvents himself as suave but defiantly racist Estate Agent Peter Waxfart, handling small to medium sized commercial lettings on the shores of the disadvantaged Welsh Village of Fairborne.

            Paul “Jock” Horsefold - Animated tragicomedy series starring a washed-up 90s superstar disc-jockey struggling with depression, addiction and staying relevant amongst the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles. Featuring cameos from Mr Butter (“BT” for short) as Horsefold’s chirpy and irritating former rival.

            DJ Pierre’s Wild Pitch

            Chicago entrepreneurs get the chance to pitch their money-making ideas to a panel of moody house DJs (DJ Pierrre, Derrick L Carter and DJ Sneak)

            The only catch is the pitch must be delivered via the medium of a Roland 303.

            Winning pitchers get to chew the fat with the panel whilst smoking blunts and slappin ho’s.

            Losers get pistol whipped and forced to go on a tour of Cluuuuuuuurblaaaand with Green Velvet

              Mad_Cyril forced to go on a tour of Cluuuuuuuurblaaaand with Green Velvet

              How is that a punishment?

                Shooting DJ Stars
                Join us this week for the critically acclaimed action and community service themed show where we join international hearthrob, full time gangsta and all round rack of lamb, DJ Sneak as he cruises the dark back alleys of clubland looking for digital DJ boxes. Anyone unlucky enough to be holding a USB stick or entertaining the idea of a CDJ is immediately deemed FAKE and shot in the face with an untraceable firearm. Sneak will then set the guilty DJ box on fire. After a hard days graft we roll back to Sneak’s crib where he wines and dines us in his backyard with a greasy cookout, some traditional dog fighting and a bonus take down of some house pussies on Twitter using the big screen. PG 18.