Saville Row

Jim Saville re-invents himself as a missionary with his sole aim to save the hundreds of distressed young men on death row in Louisiana. Episode two reveals his ulterior motive.

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    A Question Of Bangers

    Drug-focused electronic music type caper where top spinners from around the globe get stuck into a lod of ket/pills/coke in the various rooms in their houses filmed in a ‘mystery guest’/ question of sport style. We, the pensive audience, get to guess who each one is.

    Potential ‘Through The Keyhole’ type spinoff. Or maybe im actually just thinking of this show all along.

    YOU DECIDE

      Jackmaster’s Taskmaster
      Jackmaster hosts a comedy panel game show as he gets a group of DJs to compete at completing a set of hilarious tasks such as molesting as many club attendees as possible while on GHB, and trying to squeeze one out into the most creative household appliance they can come up with (kettle, toaster, microwave, etc.).

      Holmes Under The Hammer

      After all the gigs dried up in the early 2000’s, Holmes Under The Hammer sees former DJ ‘David Holmes’ touring round all the derelict night clubs up and down the UK (due to COVID) that are going to auction, telling anecdotes about getting loaded with Bobby Gillespie “back in the day” and doing lines off a vinyl copy of Jeff Mills ‘Bells’ with Sven Vath in “that very DJ booth”.
      After the auction is concluded, he talks to the buyer about how the club scene isn’t what it used to be like in the early 90s, and that they should turn it into office blocks as there’s no money in clubbing anymore; “Film scores are where it’s at these days! Just ask Paul Oakenfold…”

        Monkey Tennis
        Paul Oakenfold and Ricardo Villalobos play tennis.

          ScottBailey lol, I actually remember buying his Swordfish soundtrack. Played it once. Joke on me

            Cunt

            James Holden finally disappears up his own arsehole, creating an enormous vacuum of cuntage to be filled by Zabiela and Dixon

            Grant Cook Wont Cook
            Show where Grant competes against Dj’s he dislikes where contestants compete with Grant to eat kitchen utensils such as alluminium colanders.

            Bullet In The Gun House

            Pat Sharp brings back the old format, but this time contestants have to guess the “Prog’ Classic” from a 5 second soundbyte. Correct answer gets the chance to chase Paul Oakenfold round ‘The House’ with .45, to the soundtrack of Bullet In The Gun. Meanwhile the twins are also brought back to les’ off in the background.

            Age of Love Island, with Charlotte de Witte

            Exactly the same as the original, but slightly worse.

              Dirty Roger Sanchez.
              DJ Roger Sanchez pranks his way round the Gower Peninsula before finally being arrested for stapling himself to sheep but is released after being given Another Chance.