Alan Partridge-style pitch of TV vehicles for DJs

Along_the_Wire

What a cracker of a thread. LOL

Along_the_Wire

Saville Row

Jim Saville re-invents himself as a missionary with his sole aim to save the hundreds of distressed young men on death row in Louisiana. Episode two reveals his ulterior motive.

Dan

Along_the_Wire missed this gem 🤣

seanc80

A Question Of Bangers

Drug-focused electronic music type caper where top spinners from around the globe get stuck into a lod of ket/pills/coke in the various rooms in their houses filmed in a ‘mystery guest’/ question of sport style. We, the pensive audience, get to guess who each one is.

Potential ‘Through The Keyhole’ type spinoff. Or maybe im actually just thinking of this show all along.

YOU DECIDE

Smallman1

seanc80 A Question Of Bangers

Lol!

BlainSA

seanc80 Lol

‘Through the K-hole’ with your host Ricardo Villalolobos.

mono-stereo

seanc80 A Question Of Bangers

😆 Sure Barker gurning.

hugopal

Jackmaster’s Taskmaster
Jackmaster hosts a comedy panel game show as he gets a group of DJs to compete at completing a set of hilarious tasks such as molesting as many club attendees as possible while on GHB, and trying to squeeze one out into the most creative household appliance they can come up with (kettle, toaster, microwave, etc.).

ScottBailey

Holmes Under The Hammer

After all the gigs dried up in the early 2000’s, Holmes Under The Hammer sees former DJ ‘David Holmes’ touring round all the derelict night clubs up and down the UK (due to COVID) that are going to auction, telling anecdotes about getting loaded with Bobby Gillespie “back in the day” and doing lines off a vinyl copy of Jeff Mills ‘Bells’ with Sven Vath in “that very DJ booth”.
After the auction is concluded, he talks to the buyer about how the club scene isn’t what it used to be like in the early 90s, and that they should turn it into office blocks as there’s no money in clubbing anymore; “Film scores are where it’s at these days! Just ask Paul Oakenfold…”

alistair

ScottBailey lol, I actually remember buying his Swordfish soundtrack. Played it once. Joke on me

Millsy

Monkey Tennis
Paul Oakenfold and Ricardo Villalobos play tennis.

bosstrabs

Millsy THIS IS AN UNDERRATED POST

Heno

Millsy lol!!!

alistair

LT42 lol.

Along_the_Wire

Cunt

James Holden finally disappears up his own arsehole, creating an enormous vacuum of cuntage to be filled by Zabiela and Dixon

seanc80

Grant Cook Wont Cook
Show where Grant competes against Dj’s he dislikes where contestants compete with Grant to eat kitchen utensils such as alluminium colanders.

Along_the_Wire

LOL

ScottBailey

Bullet In The Gun House

Pat Sharp brings back the old format, but this time contestants have to guess the “Prog’ Classic” from a 5 second soundbyte. Correct answer gets the chance to chase Paul Oakenfold round ‘The House’ with .45, to the soundtrack of Bullet In The Gun. Meanwhile the twins are also brought back to les’ off in the background.

hugopal

Age of Love Island, with Charlotte de Witte

Exactly the same as the original, but slightly worse.

ScottBailey

hugopal 😂

jonattonyeah

hugopal

LOL

seanc80

Very good Hugo!

Millsy

Lols!

Phil-McRackin

Dirty Roger Sanchez.
DJ Roger Sanchez pranks his way round the Gower Peninsula before finally being arrested for stapling himself to sheep but is released after being given Another Chance.

ScottBailey

Phil-McRackin stalling himself to sheep

assuming that’s why his nickname is the ‘S-man’?

Phil-McRackin

ScottBailey yes!….meant to be stapling….

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